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This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep

By: Professor K. McCoy, Dr Hardwick
Narrated by: Bruce Alexander
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Random House presents the audiobook edition of This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep by Professor K. McCoy and Dr Hardwick, read by Bruce Alexander.

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This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep makes no claims to be fun or interesting. It is an audiobook you can listen to in full confidence that you will find absolutely nothing to stimulate your brain. An audiobook, like no other, that will afford you much sleep and copious amounts of pointless knowledge.

Where else will you hear about the political crisis in Belgium 2007–2011 or study the growth pattern of holly? And from where else can you find, in one place, an overview of railway gauges, a summary of the administrative bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire and instructions for the creation of a collapsible music stand?

Prepare to fall fast asleep with the most boring audiobook ever published.

Includes soothing soundscape to help send you to sleep.

‘The indispensable bedside classic’ Leland Carlson, Assistant Vice President of the Dull Men’s Club

©2018 Professor K. McCoy and Dr Hardwick (P)2018 Random House Audiobooks
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It works!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. The majority of the content is actually interesting, but the narrator's tone and tempo never fails to lul me to sleep.

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really does send you to sleep

the narrator is good. He has that monotonous tone plus the boring nature of the content which sends you to sleep

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Sends me to sleep in about an hour.

It’s been the most effective thing to send me to sleep. Better than zopiclone that keeps me wide awake. Some of the stories I occasionally find quite interesting but I’ll just listen a bit longer and slowly drift off. It’s not perfect, but very good at what it does.

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so far so goof

I am currently awful at staying asleep, this book so far does seem to help. The narrators is perfect and it is delivered in the right way. Some of the chapters are annoying as they repeat letters or numbers but I couldn't really comment to much on the rest as I feel asleep and that's the biggest compliment I can give! Well done excellent idea and work.

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no idea what this book is about, fell asleep...

before I could listen to it so I guess it did the job

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Zzzzzzz

I've tagged this as finished, but there's quite a bit I haven't heard, having fallen asleep... Awake now, though - the last half hour does not feature the wonderfully relaxing narration of sometimes strange things, but the sound of the sea. It was like listening to static, which irritates me. Otherwise I am well pleased with the download, and will begin again as soon as I've finished this review!

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It works!

This book has worked incredibly well for me a number of times. What a clever concept!

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does what it says

random as hell content but sends me off to sleep within 15 minutes even when I'm not tired 😆

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Does the job and amusing subjects

This does make me fall asleep reasonably quickly! And the mans voice is very soothing and certainly helps! I did find amusing the how to tile a wall chapter I was still awake at this point and couldn’t stop laughing at the fact it stopped at navigate yourself to a preferred tile store hahaha but I did fall asleep at the next story
Thanks for really boring stories to help me sleep :)

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Omg it worked!

I have been having Anxiety and insomnia for weeks and then listened to this. for the first time I havnt had any anxiety at all and was fast asleep within 5 minutes! the stories are boring and the voice is calming. if you have anxiety I definitely recommend it

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