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Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away

By: Joan Damry, Jericha Domain
Narrated by: Jericha Domain, Joan Damry
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Summary

From the world-renowned agony aunts of award-winning podcast 'Dear Joan and Jericha' comes an unputdownable bible of sex and relationship advice on how to find, satisfy and maintain a husband, from dating right up until you or hubby pass away.

We dedicate this tome to Mahmoud: surgeon, prophet, model and friend. Capable of performing up to 30 hysterectomies a day (often blindfolded), it was Mahmoud that begged us to put pen to papyrus and share our wisdom with all the lost ladies suffering in the world today.

As much revered celebrities, living glamorous and wealthy lifestyles, we do of course come under fire. There has recently been vicious slander circulating, regarding a small handful of folk who have written to us with a problem, and having listened to our response, gone on to take their own lives. As if the two were somehow connected.

These naysayers are generally bitter and jealous spinsters, taking perverse and sadistic pleasure in being vindictive and nasty, while no doubt masturbating at the same time. To these lonely ladies we would say, 'Go look in your own heart, knock ye there and ask yourself some difficult questions. Because you will find the real guilt writhing within ye, like maggots mating in yesterday's apple'.

What we offer here is a lifeline, a service, much like the NHS, or perhaps more accurately, the AA. Joan and Jericha: AA for the heart. Affording you the opportunity to have a breakdown, call for a pick-up truck, stop off for a Full English whilst a hairy guy in a grubby onesie fumbles under your bonnet and tweaks at your wiring, before sending you on your way, lubricated, primed, pumped and pretty.

With kind regards,
Joan Damry and Jericha Domain OBE MBE (etc)
©2020 Joan Damry and Jericha Domain (P)2020 Orion Publishing Group Limited
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Thank you ladies

Thank you for making this, a highlight of 2020 and making me laugh constantly. The podcast season 3 next pretty please!!
Joan and jericha and friends!? 👀

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Manageable in smaller doses

Being a fan of the podcast I was looking forward to this seeing how the comedy would translate to a longer format. Whilst generally very funny, there’s often a lot of repetition of the same type of joke, (a lot of low brow toilet humour which feels a little beneath comedy greats such as these).

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Hilariously inappropriate

I could only listen to this about 20 mins at a time because it’s so funny!
Yes, it’s quite inappropriate at times, but it’s tongue in cheek delivery and utter preposterous nature makes it a cheery listen on a January commute!

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Laugh out loud funny

This book is hilarious and I'm sure it's ten times better in audio format as their delivery is so perfect.

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A must-read for singletons and spinsters alike

I don't know why this book isn't in the self help section to be quite frank. Woooonderful advice on how to bag a hubby and keep him satisfied, from the world renowned sex and dating gurus.

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Side splittingly good

having listened to the podcast I was so excited to hear the book. I just want more. these women are genius!

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Perfect dark comedy

Julia Davies and Vikki Pepperdine are the natural successors to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore’s Derek and Clive. The shock gross-out humour that is usually reserved for frat boys has now been thrown through a very middle class Radio 4 lens - and the results are beyond disturbing but very, very funny!

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So wrong, yet so funny

This book is probably the best audiobook I have got this year by far I absolutely love Vicki and Julia in this! If you love the podcast you’re going to love this audio book! Absolutely brilliant but not for the easily offended!!!

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Hilarious

I can't quite put into words what I think about this. It is possibly one of the funniest audio books I have ever read. I am an ardent fan of anything Julia Davis and she's met her match with Vicktly. Rude, crude, not politically correct, satirical, hilarious and downright bizarre. I listen to it almost weekly just for the pure catharsis of laughing my head off

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Brilliant

Hilarious JD and VP - the perfect pair. Excellent writing and narration. Another book soon please!

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