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This Is This Country

The REAL S--t That Goes Down in Our Village. It Ain’t Just Fetes and Duck Races, You Know.

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This Is This Country

By: Kerry Mucklowe, Kurtan Mucklowe
Narrated by: Kerry Mucklowe, Kurtan Mucklowe, Sue Mucklowe, Rev. Francis Seaton
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Listen up chumps, basically the Vicar asked us to edit the parish newsletter this month, we weren't gonna do it at first cos the vicar said 'I want you to channel your energy into doing something creative', which he knows brings back Kurtan's PTSD cos our old woodwork teacher Mr Perkins used to say it to him all the time, and when Kurtan actually DID channel his energy into something creative he managed to sand down some MDF to make a back scratcher and Darren Lacey pointed at it and laughed and called it an 'abomination to woodwork', which made Kurtan throw a chair across the room in rage and one of the chair legs hit Rob Robinson and left a dent in his forehead.

So we decided to write this newsletter cos people need to the know the REAL s*** that goes down in our village, it ain't just fetes and duck races you know - it's proper f***** up.

All the best,

Kerry and Kurtan

p.s. Kurtan wants to make it clear that although this newsletter is in book format it does not make him any of the following:

Book Worm
Book bummer
Boffin
Nerd alert
The lion, the witch and the book worm

p.p.s If you don't buy this newsletter that's fine, but we are getting a percent of the profits to donate to the Kerry Mucklowe eating fund, so if you don't buy it I'll basically starve. Which is fine if your conscience can deal with that utter headf***.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2019 Kerry Mucklowe and Kurtan Mucklowe (P)2019 Orion Publishing Group
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Brilliant!!!!!

This book is absolutely brilliant, it’s just as funny as the show and I enjoyed every single minute of it, the narration is brilliant and the writing just as good

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Brilliant!

Loved everything about this audible book, very funny and entertaining to listen to, very much recommended!

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This country funny funny funny

Kerry and kurtan are brilliant
The vicar is funny
The pure silliness is a joy to listen to
Keep up the great work

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Love this country but this is a little lightweight

As the title says.
Wish they’d taken the time to put something substantial together.
Don’t get me wrong, I laughed out loud picking up mushrooms in Sainsbury’s listening to it but just over two hours feels a bit of a cheat.

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A real side splitter

Absolutely brilliant, Kerry’s mum is the best, talking about the mice and the petrol cans

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Fantastic

This has to be one of my favourite TV shows of the last few years and this book reflects that perfectly. Hilarious. Loved it.

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Fair play

If you have a cash cow milk it, that said though, you can tell that this was hastily put together. It doesn’t have the finesse in delivery as the tv show. Some funny one liners but very few and far between, it does become boring in some places. I absolutely love the tv show, so funny and probably up there with the office and Derek as far as a perfect comedy where you feel attached to the characters. I think with this book I’d say it’s nowhere near as good as the tv show and could do better.
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loved it..

v funny and touching just like the show. Kerry and Kurtan are brilliant characters.

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Amazing

I loved this so much. It was such an easy and awesome listen 👍 highly recommended

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A Modern Day Bible!!

This Is not just a Newsletter, This is a modern Day Bible! read perfectly by Kerry, Kurtan and the Vicar!! A think the Vicar should release his own poetry book also!! I have always been a massive fan of This Country and this just adds to the brilliance of the show! Keep going and keep bringing out tv shows, books, movies and any other stuff you can sell!! A must read for any fan of the show and a must read for everyone!! Just buy there god dam book... (sorry Vicar) x

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