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When a young solicitor, Jonathan Harker, visits the heart of Transylvania - ostensibly to meet reclusive nobleman Count Dracula - he cannot begin to imagine what horrors might lie in store for him there...or the chain of events he will set in motion at Castle Dracula. Soon, Dracula's bloodlust spreads to England's shores, and Harker's fiancée, Mina Murray, becomes embroiled in his affairs.

When the Gold Dragon returns from vacation, the Dark Wizard strikes! Using the Gold Dragon's time-altering abilities, the Dark Wizard hatches his biggest plot yet turning the four identical squires into a four-headed giant! The kingdom is going to need a legendary hero! Who will save the day? Find out in the biggest Smitey story of them all!

Winter is the worst, but not every winter is the worst winter. Usually, only the lowliest of mounts won't see spring; but this is a tale of a severe early winter that endangers the whole Kingdom. Will our brave heroes and mounts survive the worst winter? Will they be able to fight off an abominable snow creature? Will time travel be involved?Listen to this story to find out!

The Good Queen has a problem: She's so good that she's considered boring. A new hobby seems to be the solution. Will she learn to blacksmith? Summon arcane powers? Have a dalliance with a huntsman? Find out in The Good Queen's New Hobby!

A dark plot by the Dark Wizard is afoot, and only the greatest of detectives in the kingdom will be able to foil it. Join the Dark Knight and his sidekick, Squire Ted, as they investigate the case of the mysterious goblin horde, followed immediately by the case of the mysterious disappearing goblin corpses. Who know what darkness will be revealed.

Join the Smitey Heroes as they embark on exciting (and ridiculous) adventures. This Smitey Heroes collection includes five stories: "The Four Squires", "A Suitor for the Princess", "The Grossest Dragon", "Dragon Mountain", and "Peasant Poison Pony".

The Evil King's birthday cake has been poisoned and the whole court is incapacitated. The Kingdom is in danger from a troll invasion and it's up to the peasants to save the day! Will this lowest class of Smitey Heroes find the courage and strength (not to mention weapons and mounts) to save the day?

Who doesn't want to ride on a Griffin or a Pegasus, or a Unicorn, or a Giant Eagle? Unfortunately, after what happened to the poor Hydra they all went to live in the Valley of Mythical Beasts. The Scout is dispatched to the Valley on a secret mission.

It wasn't easy being a peasant; at any moment, a knight could ride in and sack your whole village. In fact, that was the favorite hobby of the Ruthless Knight. When his village was attacked, only a chance ride on a Unicorn saved the life of a young Farmer, but if he wanted to defeat the Ruthless Knight, he was going to need a Smiteyer mount. He was going to need a dragon.

Dragons live on Dragon Mountain, and because dragons are the Smiteyest mounts around, heroes will stop at nothing to acquire their services. Two knights will make a perilous quest up Dragon Mountain to find the silver and blue dragons, trailed only by a ranger who will stop at nothing to ride a dragon.

The princess doesn't particularly want to get married, but that doesn't stop the evil king from declaring that the Smiteyest knight in the kingdom will have the hand of the princess in marriage. A tournament is organized to determine who will win the princess as a bride. (Even worse for the princess, the evil king lends the ruthless knight the ruby encrusted sword to help him win.) But you better believe this princess won't be wed without a fight.

This audiobook is the tale of how four identical quadruplets came to be the four Smiteyest Squires in all the land.