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It’s time to verbally vomit clichéd merry Christmases and happy Chanukah schmutz into a microphone and poop out into a second holiday special.

BOMT is shamelessly exploited by producers for a cheesy second holiday special designed by producers to excrete some more happy holiday crap that rips-off synthetic sentiment like hack seasonal Disney porn. It is an alternative time line of cheap drivel where a fourth-rate podcaster, absent of integrity and taste, rehashes worn tripe and creates a podcast called “The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast”.

We begin this episode with asking the probing (and we DO mean probing in a sexual way) question: Why are perverts ruining Christmas? We attempt to answer this question while ignoring the Santa giving his elf a handy. Mean Morty is back with his next Christmas tip and Xmas memories recalling when Skippy the dog did it with the holiday turkey.

BOMT proudly presents (it really is shocking that BOMT could proudly present this crap) … as we were saying, BOMT PROUDLY presents a special season episode of The Twitlike Zone. This weeks pile: Jerry’s Foreskin for Christmas. It is a retelling of the most world famous Christmas and Chanukah tale that has been told endlessly through the year and has been the inspiration for countless films: The Christmas story of the man who forces his way to the mythical Foreskin Achieve and undergoes a life changing foreskin transplant. (Note – we were shocked to discover that no-one else knows of this, the most traditional holiday tale, ever told. For F£%&CKs sake, where have you been all these years!).