Read by Selena Mersey

'Ye' and indeed 'haw' as you enter a distinctly mild mannered version of the American frontier. And not a bounty hunter in sight. Why are they always the last ones left in Celebrations?

(We apologise for the lateness of this episode's release, but the team were working their socks off between Christmas and New Year on this and needed a break. More shows in Jan - check it out)

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Premankur Adhikary via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of:

Wales steam train by jrosin -- License: Creative Commons 0

Steam hiss by jesabat -- License: Attribution 3.0

Saloon doors by Robinhood76 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Saloon piano by vdublin -- License: Creative Commons 0

Robotic Whir by PeteBarry -- License: Attribution 4.0

Glass Smash, Bottle by InspectorJ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Cat Annoyed Meow by jbierfeldt -- License: Creative Commons 0

Door creak by MWsfx -- License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Amelia Armande

(with Sophia Behn, Paddy Cooper, Joshua Crisp & Selena Mersey)

Its a festive special from the Weird Meditation team. That's all you really wanted for Christmas, right? Good, 'cos that's all you're getting.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay

Sound effects:

Sleigh bells hit by Selector - License: Creative Commons 0

Sleigh bells 90 bpm loop by soundstack - License: Creative Commons 0

Wooden Door Knock by TRP - License: Attribution 4.0

TubeSqueakMultiple02_NTG3 by uwesoundboiz - License: Creative Commons 0

Inside grandfather clock by Rolly-SFX - License: Creative Commons 0

thick catalog dropped on metal desk by thefirecrowd - License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

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Read by Joshua Crisp

Time to spend your evening in a very special place. And for once its not a euphemism for that asylum they dumped you in.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay

Sound effects:

SLOW BOOT STEPS by mwilkinsss -- License: Attribution 3.0

The world of whales and sardines by dibko -- License: Attribution 4.0

Door open and close by dossantosbarbosa -- License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

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