Read by Amelia Armande

(with Sophia Behn, Paddy Cooper, Joshua Crisp & Selena Mersey)

Its a festive special from the Weird Meditation team. That's all you really wanted for Christmas, right? Good, 'cos that's all you're getting.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay

Sound effects:

Sleigh bells hit by Selector - License: Creative Commons 0

Sleigh bells 90 bpm loop by soundstack - License: Creative Commons 0

Wooden Door Knock by TRP - License: Attribution 4.0

TubeSqueakMultiple02_NTG3 by uwesoundboiz - License: Creative Commons 0

Inside grandfather clock by Rolly-SFX - License: Creative Commons 0

thick catalog dropped on metal desk by thefirecrowd - License: Creative Commons 0

Contains some strong language.

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