This CYOA episode is tearing us apart. Please enjoy a section from our patreon in the meantime.

We all have that special someone in our lives that we've shared so much with. The kingergarten days when 'sponsibilities' was just another word we couldn't pronounce. From playdates to being bonded by a secret truth about what happened on that dark highway in the middle of nowhere that can never be shared, childhood friends are worth the price of admission. That price is anywhere from $1.68 to $750 on patreon.com/Sothatstheshow. Claire and Andrew talk us through what the perspective of a childhood friend brings to the podcasting industry and creates more work for Sean and Richard to do next episode then perhaps ever before. We should start having on guests that actually like us for once.

You flip up the lapel of your trenchcoat bracing against the rain. Viva La Vida still rings in your ears as you hail a hovercab down from the skylanes. The cabbie had a mean look about him like a cabbage patch kid raised by a sour patch kid.

His nametag said Charles but his lips said Charlie. What gives? What did 'charles' have to hide? If that even is his real name. With another transactional grunt and an exchange of credits you take to the skies. Well 6 feet off the ground. Another car pulls into the lane behind you. It moves in close almost scraping your wheels as it undertakes you. Wait a second. You recognize that car. You'd recognise it anywhere. Its your 1998 Honda Malibu. You left it parked halfway across town with the keys in it and the doors open. You were so excited about the case that you just took off.

Thankfully this is one problem thats going to solve itself.
With the brakelines cut the car slams into a cyber hotdog stand sending buns and dogs everywhere. Finally, some good news.

This American Lawn is a bi-weekly public radio program and podcast. Each bi-week we choose a pro-chinese theme and put it together with tapes sent in by listeners like you. Exactly like you actually. This bi-week we are playing your tapes from your childhood. Don't you remember? We were all there together. Listen in and reminisce about the good, the bad, and the might have beens.

Thanks for always being there for us Listener.

So we're a day late on the upload. Sue us. Sue us like I'll sue my neighbor.

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