• Robots Telling Dad Jokes and Other 2025 Absurdities - Funny News Fix with Jake Harper

  • Jan 20 2025
  • Length: 2 mins
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Robots Telling Dad Jokes and Other 2025 Absurdities - Funny News Fix with Jake Harper

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  • Welcome to Funny News Fix, where we turn headlines into punchlines! I'm your host Jake Harper, and today is January 20th, 2025. Boy, do we have some stories for you!

    First up, scientists have just announced they've taught artificial intelligence to tell jokes. Unfortunately, all it knows are dad jokes from 1985. Yesterday, it asked a room full of quantum physicists Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! The scientists are calling it a breakthrough. I'm calling it every Thanksgiving dinner with my uncle Steve.

    Speaking of technology gone wrong, who else is struggling with these new smart home devices? My house now has an AI assistant that judges my food choices. Every time I open the fridge late at night, it announces my snack selection to the entire house. Last night at 2 AM: WARNING: DAVE IS HAVING HIS FOURTH SLICE OF LEFTOVER PIZZA. ACTIVATING SHAME PROTOCOL. Thanks, HAL 9000, I didn't need my dignity anyway.

    And lets talk about this January weather, folks. Its so cold here in Chicago that people are using their electric cars as refrigerators. My neighbor Bob parked his Tesla outside with a weeks worth of groceries in it. Says its cheaper than running his fridge! Now thats what I call economic innovation... or possibly hypothermia waiting to happen.

    You know what pairs well with cold weather? The new trend of hot yoga in the metaverse. Yes, people are now doing virtual yoga while wearing heated bodysuits. Finally, a way to sweat profusely while your avatar looks perfectly composed! Its like having a fever dream in spandex, but you pay for the privilege.

    Quick reminder to our listeners - if your smart fridge starts giving you nutrition advice or your car begins suggesting therapy sessions, you're either living in 2025 or you need to check your carbon monoxide detector.

    Well, thats all the news thats fit to giggle at! Remember, in a world full of serious headlines, sometimes you just need to laugh at a robot telling dad jokes. This is Jake Harper saying keep it funny, keep it fresh, and if your AI assistant starts critiquing your midnight snacks, unplug it and blame the power outage.

    Thanks for listening!
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