It's a segment-free all nonsense bonanza to delite you as we enter year 5 of Reasons for the Apocalypse (wow.) Enjoy meandering yet delightful distractions including: weird sounds, what the T in T Pain is for, battle of the tiny influencers, being invisible, trying to recreate laughter, and then a sports short on too much darn money being in baseball. Thanks for listening!

*Tim Allen as Santa Clause Voice*: Ho ho hoooooooo there! It's me. Tim Allen. As Santa. And boy oh boy do I ever have a treat for you. No, no, noooooooo. Not coal, silly! It's a podcast! It's a verrrrrrryyyyyy special Reasons for the Apocalypse!

(*makes his trademark grunt noises, but jollier*)

My friends and yours, the 4 Horsemen, came on up to my Binford Tools North Pole Workshop to record a festive Christmas themed episode, with -- what's that??? *In unison with live studio audience* "MORRRRRREEE POWWWWEERRRRR"!

First, my jolly friends talk about some very, very, MANLY Holiday hunks! Not as manly as me though! *winks and jostles belly* Ho, ho, ho! Then Nicky will decide if someone has been naughty or nice this year! Hey, I thought that was my job! (*Audience laughs*)

And what's the holidays without a little competition, isn't that right, Al? Has our pal Ryan finally met his match when he goes up against BUSINESS INSIDER? No tricks, all treats, my friends! And hey! What's the Deal, with this Temu Political Christmas Ornament by Zazzle?

*Gets distracted with candy-cane-colored leaf blower*

Oh! Ho, ho! And sports, I love sports, and with Brian. Is Draymond Green still a real grinch?? Santa shoots, Santa scores!

So don't be on MY naughty list this year, and listen now!

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It's the Christmas Episode

We're back! You have 3/4 Horsemen for this one as Ryan is on sabbatical. We start with a classic topic discussion: naked old guys in the locker room. Then we get deep into JNCO jean revival. Did you know JNCO stands for "Judge None Choose One?" Anyway. In a debut segment, we break Cereal Mascots into tiers. Who will win out in the battle of breakfast-based intellectual property? Finally, Brian's Sports Short revisits CJ Stroud's draft discourse now that he is more of an established QB.

After a little summer hiatus we are back with a new episode, and we are getting a little bit crazy with it by having the hosts swap their signature segments. (Oh, and there are some technical difficulties, sorry about that.) After some important roller skate talk and injury talk, Nick presents "HUNK!" and Rod attempts to share some Wacky News From Around the Globe. Then it's a special Ryan's Advice Corner on whether 16 is too young to get a tattoo in the woods. Then a Brian What's the Deal on a classic but modern arcade cabinet and Nick tries his hand at a Sports Short on the Madden game franchise.

We hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening.

Water bottle chat and video games. Famous celebrities who used long cigarette holders.
Nicky's Advice Corner - Am I wrong for getting upset that my girlfriend didn't bake me the flavor of cake I wanted for my birthday... Or was she for not baking it? Ryan's Nighttime Championship - Ryan vs. the Art of Manliness. A timely Sports Short on the 2023 NFL season! See how accurate Brian's predictions were for last season. Thank you for listening.

Hello hello! It's a whole dog themed episode! Full of dog hot takes and barktacular puns. We start with Brian's story corner, work through some technical issues, then get into it: a "HUNK!" segment decides who is the hunkiest actor from a dog movie, a dog-themed advice question from Reddit, a dog-themed "What's the Deal?" on Dog Wedding outfits, and finally, we even have a dog-pun-filled Sports Short on Runningbarks! You won't want to miss it.

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Pie talk. A new butter innovation. A failed edition of WikiRoulette. Rod presents "Emo Game" OR "The Real Title of This Segment is Tortuously Long." Nicky tells us his crazy Hungry Howie's stalker story. Sports Short: Running Backs. Jim Irsay talk and future emo billionaires.

Topic: What's the worst taste in your mouth to have for rest of your life? Then - mayonnaise talk. Brian presents the HUNK game: Who's the hunkiest hunk from the Christopher Nolan-verse? City Mascot Game: Dayton, Ohio. Nicky's Advice Corner: I paid my friend to give me podcast advice, but now he stopped, can I ask for my money back? "What's the Deal": Our first IRL Deal! It's a Walker Texas Ranger Complete Series Complete DVD Box set, from a Bad Record Store. Sports Short: PAC12 Demise.