*Tim Allen as Santa Clause Voice*: Ho ho hoooooooo there! It's me. Tim Allen. As Santa. And boy oh boy do I ever have a treat for you. No, no, noooooooo. Not coal, silly! It's a podcast! It's a verrrrrrryyyyyy special Reasons for the Apocalypse!

(*makes his trademark grunt noises, but jollier*)

My friends and yours, the 4 Horsemen, came on up to my Binford Tools North Pole Workshop to record a festive Christmas themed episode, with -- what's that??? *In unison with live studio audience* "MORRRRRREEE POWWWWEERRRRR"!

First, my jolly friends talk about some very, very, MANLY Holiday hunks! Not as manly as me though! *winks and jostles belly* Ho, ho, ho! Then Nicky will decide if someone has been naughty or nice this year! Hey, I thought that was my job! (*Audience laughs*)

And what's the holidays without a little competition, isn't that right, Al? Has our pal Ryan finally met his match when he goes up against BUSINESS INSIDER? No tricks, all treats, my friends! And hey! What's the Deal, with this Temu Political Christmas Ornament by Zazzle?

*Gets distracted with candy-cane-colored leaf blower*

Oh! Ho, ho! And sports, I love sports, and with Brian. Is Draymond Green still a real grinch?? Santa shoots, Santa scores!

So don't be on MY naughty list this year, and listen now!

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