• Everyone on Mars Sleeps in Recliners (Blood Run Cold - Prologue)
    Jun 8 2021

    In our first episode, Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) introduce their mom before asking her about her thoughts on Pale’s Prologue: Blood Run Cold - 0.0. Mom thinks Louise is overly sensitive and that a whirlwind romance is in her future.

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    44 mins
  • Dad Never Pulled Poop Out of His Pants (Lost For Words - Part 1)
    Jun 15 2021

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) ask their mom for her thoughts on the first half of arc one of Pale: Lost for Words. Jenny reads a list of CIA torture songs, Malia sings some of them, and Mom takes the word “compare” literally, not realizing that “and contrast” is implied.

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    MacArthur Park

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • LSD & Pepto Bismol (Lost for Words - Part 2)
    Jul 20 2021

    CONTENT WARNING: Our mom tells a story about a pet cat being killed by a dog that is fairly graphic around 22:00.

    Mom made it through the Hungry Choir ritual! (Well, she survived reading about it.) Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) are very proud of their mom for making it through the first arc of Pale. Mom gives out some primo parenting advice regarding punishments and spending quality time with your children. She also talks about strange pet names. 

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • If You Can Eat a Fish Eyeball, You Can Totally Eat Your Friend's Eyeball (Stolen Away - Part 1)
    Aug 31 2021

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) continue to ask their mom some expected and some unexpected questions about Pale. This time they cover Stolen Away 2.1-2.5 extra materials.  Mom shares her love of cows and Jenny and Malia disclose some of her secrets. 

    If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, August 21, 2021. 

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Phantom Mold, Glittercore, and Anxiety Meds (Truths: Part 1)
    Sep 28 2021

    Malia (she/they) guides her sister, Jenny (she/her), and their mom, Cheryl (she/her), on a table top role playing game adventure! Together, we work to create a magical world and convince Mom that it is not, in fact, The Sims.

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    52 mins
  • This is Very Oof (Truths: Part 2)
    Oct 12 2021

    Malia (she/they) plays Stephanotis, a hot mess. Jenny (she/her) plays Heliconia, who is perfect. Their mom, Cheryl (she/her), plays Ohia Lehua, who wears scarves that smell. Together, they learn more about their city, the Underworld, and each other.

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    55 mins
  • Mo' Magic, Mo' Problems (Troubles: Part 1)
    Oct 26 2021

    We see into the daily lives of Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua. Together they struggle with money problems, spend a lot of time on their blog, and resist the temptations of Danny DeVito.

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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • Velveeta: it Doesn't Go Bad, but it Does Go Good (Troubles: Part 2)
    Nov 2 2021

    Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua continue to overcome the challenges that the deck throws at them, using virality for the power of good. They each come to a major crossroads in their life, and the players complete the second stage of Wickedness.

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    1 hr and 19 mins