This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to get Olivier Cresp and Ellen Covey mawwied. Tune in, spray on, and act out frag heads, this is a deeply demented episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Stora Skuggan Thumbsucker

Akro Malt

Comme des Garçons Marseille

Universal Flowering Poems One Through Twelve

Universal Flowering Holy Hell

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Calling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tricks are treating you with a Memento Mori special episode just in time for All Hallows Eve. That means the deathly scent of a funeral pyre, haunted potpourri in a wicker basket, devastating natural disasters, ghoulish grape markers and much more! Whether you're dead and decaying, living and giving, or a specter in search of your signature scent, this is one nightmare of an episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Relique d’Amour by Oriza L. LeGrand

Avignon by Comme des Garçons

Reliqvia by Filippo Sorcinelli

Slightly Bitch by Filippo Sorcinelli

Io Non Ho Mani Che Mi Accarezzino il Volto by Filippo Sorcinelli

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Neandertal by Neandertal

Fire Water by Jorum Studio

Bois d'Ascèse by Naomi Goodsir

Akro Smoke

Burning Barbershop

Olympic Orchids Kilauea

Olympic Orchids Night Flyer

Olympic Orchids Tropic of Capricorn

Olympic Orchids Mardi Gras

Olympic Orchids Olympic Rainforest

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Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! Marc sat down with Maddie and Chloe to discuss TikTok perfume trends, Oreo events, shoplifting from Abercrombie, vintage vinegar, and the social ramifications of chronic face blindness. Follow along as they sniff through a Titanic scent, a Play Dough perfume, and two unreleased Chanel frags (hello Nose Candy exclusive!). Would you like to smell like an estate sale? What about an opossum? A hairspray-covered grape lollipop? These three tackle the good, the bad, and the ugly trends plaguing their Discover tabs, while Marc offers a backstage pass into the Slurpee-scented life of a content creator.

Want even from the devilishly handsome and hilarious Marc Sebastian? Follow him on Insta and TikTok at @marcsebastianf and tell him Nose Candy s(c)ent you!

Fragrances Discussed:

Abercrombie Fierce

Lacoste Red

Curve Men by Liz Claiborne

Versace Red Jeans

Versace Blue Jeans

Bleu de Chanel

Replica Beach Walk

Replica Lazy Sunday Morning

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Chanel #5

Zoologist Civet

Zoologist Harvest Mouse

Zoologist Hummingbird

Ma Bête by Eris

Zoologist T Rex

Zoologist Penguin

Blanche Bête Liquides Imaginaires

Reminiscence Les Notes Gourmands

Milky Musk by Parle Moi de Parfum

Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens

??? by Chanel (unreleased)

??? by Chanel (unreleased)

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What's my motivation? This week the Nose Candy gals are going Inside the Actor's Studio with the brilliant and hilarious comedian, actress, and podcaster Kate Berlant! Kate sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a table read about their favorite Method Acting perfumes, or the scents they spray to get into character. Listen in as these three go off book to discuss perfume for chronic migraines, curly hair scent sensitivity, fragrance gatekeeping, and perfume shopping at the furniture store. Would you like to smell like a brand new car? What about a jumbo tin of bag balm? A morning jog through the park with just a hint of pollution? It's time to hit your mark and find your light divas: this is one showstopping episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more from genius Kate Berlant? Go follow her on insta @kateberlant, watch her specials Cinnamon in the Wind and Would it Kill You to Laugh with John Early, and listen to every single g-d damn episode of her podcast Poog with Jacqueline Novak!

Fragrances Discussed:

Glossier You

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

Chanel Le Lion

Black Anise by Abel

Akro Ink

Encre Noir

Saint Rita Parlor Parfum Rita's Car

Eris Green Spell

Comme Des Garcons Serpentine

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This week your gals are hushed, brushed. tapped, and tucked in for an Nose Candy ASMR episode about fragrances that WHISPER. That means Maddie and Chloe are finally piping down to share the scents in their collections that speak volumes... at the quietest volume possible. Follow along as they sniff a Molecule 01 for girls, a Frederic Fekkai frag, a desperation musk, and a Larry Gagosian perfume. All that PLUS answers to the week's toughest questions, including: is astrology a smartphone-based practice? What is the scent of a triple-text? Is Venice the New Orleans of Europe? Whether your frag speaks softly and carries a big stick, or you're dabbing daintily lest your pussy fully pop, these are the low-volume frags that will have you hitting alllll the high notes.

Fragrances Discussed:

Lamp Black by Fzotic

Toasted Lilac soap by Fzotic

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Comme Des Garçons Original

Harvest Mouse by Zoologist

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Glossier You

Bal D'Afrique by Byredo

Chanel Paris-Venise

19-69 Perfume x Palm Angels Orange Kush

Celine Black Tie

Akro Smoke

Purple Suede by Goldfield and Banks

Gris Charnel by BDK

Silky Woods by Goldfield and Banks

D'Annam White Rice

D'Annam Vietnamese Coffee

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This week your gals are blessed, buzzed, and beaming brighter than the Northern Lights; artist and creative director of Andrea Maack Perfumes Andrea Maack is in the building! The chicest woman in Iceland sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about smells that project Wellness, which meant sampling a Four Seasons fragrance, a hand soap scent, eau de equinox, and a poppers perfume. Whether you're slugging colloidal silver, crazy for cryotherapy, addicted to acupuncture, or fit as a fiddle, this episode is just the alternative treatment the holistic healthcare practitioner ordered!

Want even more from the impossibly creative and stylish Andrea Maack? Run to www.andreamaack.com and buy all of her perfumes (including Nose Candy-favorite Coven), and follow her on Instagram and TikTok @andreamaack.

Fragrances Discussed:

Coven by Andrea Maack

Jest by Andrea Maack

Basillica by Milano Fragranze

Bell'Antonio by Hilde Soliani

Wave Child by Room 1015

Comme Des Garçons Rouge

Comme Des Garçons Original

Comme Des Garçons Zero

Comme Des Garçons Concrete

Comme Des Garçons Garage

Comme Des Garçons Man 2

Comme Des Garçons 2

Comme Des Garçons 3

Comme des Garçons Marseille

Aesop Hwyl

Ceramic by Andrea Maack

Zing by Andrea Maack

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Oh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to smell like a guido at 1 OAK? What about a piece of Milanese man meat? A department store diva or an old money motha? Whether you're doing it dirty and want to clean up or are freaky and fresh and want to feel filthy, this is one squeaky, sudsy, steamy episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

L'eau d'Issey pour Homme by Issey Miyake

Fragile Violet by EB Florals

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

Dior Sauvage

Versace Eros

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Comme des Garçons Marseille

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Diurno by Milano Fragranze

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

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This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life!

(Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)

Fragrances(?) Discussed:

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Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP

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