This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to ever do it. RIP!

Fragrances Discussed:

Crystal Saffron by Matiere Premiere

Uncut Gems by Frederic Malle

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere

Celine Black Tie

Another 13 by Le Labo

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Secretions Magnifiques By Etat Libre D'Orange

Bois de Balincourt by Maison Louis Marie

Arsalan by Prin

Inexcusable Evil by Toskovat

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Davidoff Cool Water

CK be

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere

Jo Malone Red Roses

Serge Lutens La Fille De Berlin

Rauque by Roberto Greco

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Tocadilly by Tocade

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens

Chergui by Serge Lutens

L'Eau Serge Lutens

L'Eau d'Hermès

Estée Lauder Aramis

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Acqua di Gio

Fille de Joie Serge Lutens

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Les Chaussons Rouges by Odette Parfum Co and Pearfat Parfum

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It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!

Fragrances Discussed:

Clue Warm Bulb

d'Annam white rice

Diptyque Eau Papier

Santal Basmati by Affinessence

Andrea Maack Ceramic

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Liquide Imaginaire Blanche Bête

Bianco Latte by by Giardini Di Toscana

Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascese

Naomi Goodsir Corpus Equus

Naomi Goodsir Iris Cendré

l'Attesa by Masque Milano

Calvin Klein Escape

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Adidas Moves

Andrea Maack Osmo

Room 1015 Wavechild

Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Jo Malone Red Roses

Zing by Andrea Maack

Child by Susan D. Owens

Olene by Diptyque

Comme des Garcons Marseille

J-Scent Paper Soap

J-Scent Yawahada

J'Adore Dior

Serge Luttens Fleur D'Oranger

Acqua Di Parma Colonia

Neroli Portofino by Tom Ford

Borneo by Serge Lutens

Poivre Noire by Serge Lutens

Slightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli

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This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline, tint, stain, contour or simply bury them in Blistex, read our lips: listen to this ep!

Fragrances Discussed:

1889 Moulin Rouge by Histoire De Parfum

This Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoire De Parfum

L'Attesa by Masque Milano

Dama Koupa by Baruti

Frederic Malle Lipstick Rose

Experimentum Crucis by Etat Libre D'Orange

Akro Night

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This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more from the brilliant and hilarious Lily Marotta? Go follow them on insta @lilyblueeyes and twitter @lilyblueyez and listen to every single episode of Celebrity Book Club podcast!

Fragrances Discussed:

Gucci Rush

Acqua di Gio by Armani

Gap Dream

Rose Struck by Liis

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Chloe Sevigny Little Flower by Régime des Fleurs

Tilda Swinton Like This by Etat Libre D'Orange

Baccarat Rouge 540

Ariana Grande Cloud

Britney Spears Fantasy

David Beckham Instinct

Issey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey

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This week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice of life, so Maddie and Chloe reached deep into the pantry for a discussion of their favorite olfactory seasoning blends. That means everything from Indian food frags, 80s aesthetics, patchouli projection, and bread and butter perfume. Whether you want to smell like a rose in an armpit or Sharon Stone in Casino, this episode is one piquant flavor saver that brings the heat!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Feuilles de Tabac by Miller Harris

CDG original

Le Labo Rose 31

Floral Rose by Dossier

Kerosene Followed

Angels' Share By Kilian

Il Tempo delle Mele by Hilde Soliani

Buon Pranzo by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Psychédélique by Jovoy

Mdci Invasion Barbare

Erotic by Franck Boclet

Mitsouko by Guerlain

Poems One Through Twelve by Universal Flowering

Experimentum Crucius by Etat Libre D'Orange

I am Trash by Etat Libre D'Orange

Exit The King by Etat Libre D'Orange

The Afternoon of a Faun by Etat Libre D'Orange

She Was An Anomaly by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange

500 Years by Etat Libre D'Orange

Eau De Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

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Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down.

Fragrances Discussed:

Guerlain Insolence

Zoologist Hummingbird

Etat Libre d'Orange Rien

Guerlain Mitsouko

Joy by Jean Patou

Chanel No 5

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Bianco Latte

Lait Concentre

CK One

Andrea Maack Coven

Black Tie by Celine

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Comme Des Garcons by Comme Des Garcons

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Comptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille Banane

Olympic Orchids Mardi Gras

Bruno Acampora Musc

Angel by Mugler

Chanel Le Lion

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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This week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty on nuclear perfume performance and these hawks are ready to declare all out olfactory warfare! Before they detonate, they're targeting the tough tactical questions, namely: Which perfume is 80s-era Melanie Griffith wearing? Is Hilde Soliani a cheesemonger on weekends? When the hell will Vanna White finally retire??? Seek shelter and don't forget your prep kit; this is an atomic episode that guarantees Mutually Assured Destruction :)

Fragrances Discussed:

Les Notes Gourmandes Heliotrope by Reminiscence

Blanche Bête by Liquides Imaginares

Orgasmo by Hilde Soliani

Une Tira D'Autra by Hilde Soliani

Sweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani

Sale e Pepe by Hilde Soliani

Mmm by Hilde Soliani

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Mango on the Rocks by Hilde Soliani

Drink Menta by Hilde Soliani

Mary Jane by Born to Stand Out

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Dev 1- IV by Olympic Orchids

Comme Des Garcons Original

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Sarah Baker Leopard

Sarah Baker Jungle Jezebel

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

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