This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to ever do it. RIP!

Fragrances Discussed:

Crystal Saffron by Matiere Premiere

Uncut Gems by Frederic Malle

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere

Celine Black Tie

Another 13 by Le Labo

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Secretions Magnifiques By Etat Libre D'Orange

Bois de Balincourt by Maison Louis Marie

Arsalan by Prin

Inexcusable Evil by Toskovat

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Davidoff Cool Water

CK be

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere

Jo Malone Red Roses

Serge Lutens La Fille De Berlin

Rauque by Roberto Greco

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Tocadilly by Tocade

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens

Chergui by Serge Lutens

L'Eau Serge Lutens

L'Eau d'Hermès

Estée Lauder Aramis

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Acqua di Gio

Fille de Joie Serge Lutens

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Les Chaussons Rouges by Odette Parfum Co and Pearfat Parfum

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It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!

Fragrances Discussed:

Clue Warm Bulb

d'Annam white rice

Diptyque Eau Papier

Santal Basmati by Affinessence

Andrea Maack Ceramic

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Liquide Imaginaire Blanche Bête

Bianco Latte by by Giardini Di Toscana

Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascese

Naomi Goodsir Corpus Equus

Naomi Goodsir Iris Cendré

l'Attesa by Masque Milano

Calvin Klein Escape

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Adidas Moves

Andrea Maack Osmo

Room 1015 Wavechild

Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Jo Malone Red Roses

Zing by Andrea Maack

Child by Susan D. Owens

Olene by Diptyque

Comme des Garcons Marseille

J-Scent Paper Soap

J-Scent Yawahada

J'Adore Dior

Serge Luttens Fleur D'Oranger

Acqua Di Parma Colonia

Neroli Portofino by Tom Ford

Borneo by Serge Lutens

Poivre Noire by Serge Lutens

Slightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli

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