Apologies for the delay schoolies. Jesse has been girlbossing too close to the sun and got behind. BUT FRET NOT! This episode kicks off doing what we do best - labeling and categorizing each other’s personalities. Can you guess which girl is “coded” as the following? Comment your guesses!

CVS Sun (highly medicated, makeup flawless)

Hobby Lobby Moon (crafty, homebody, gets the yapping zoomies before bed)

Walmart Moon (need underwear, tampons, and a f*rearm? look no further!)

Then, we design each other’s dating profiles and finally we discuss how we believe our future children will be/act like.

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Jesse, Alana, and Izzy stumble through their oh-so-enlightened realizations about love, including why "dangerous" people are not your soulmate (shocking), and how stability is not boring—just grown. Somewhere, a therapist is beaming with pride. Jesse spills about going to Dave & Buster’s on election day…as a first date. Alana reflects on her apocalyptic last venture to Dave & Busters featuring a heroic dose of mushrooms and menstruation. Alana drops life-changing wisdom for Jesse and gives the girls, gays and dolls an anthem: You’re nobodies f*** mop. Let’s just say if you’re scrubbing up after some emotionally unavailable ding-dong, this episode is your intervention.

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We’re serving literary debuts, dream blunt rotations, and sharing our latest crying session. Alana’s debut novel Hardly Strangers is officially OUT, and the chaos of writing it is giving "main character breakdowns but make it chic." From outlining (who knew it works?) to full-on psychosis, Alana spills all the tea on crafting her romance masterpiece. Next, we’re diving into our ultimate dream/nightmare blunt rotation, and let’s just say it’s chaotic AF. Think Katt Williams, Gabby Windey, JoJo Siwa, and Azealia Banks all stuck in a hot boxed trailer. Sprinkle in a little extra chaos and throw Grimes into the mix (but only if you’re feeling brave). Would it be iconic? Probably. A total nightmare? Absolutely. Get ready for laughs, existential dread, and a dash of heartwarming chaos. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe, because if we’re crying over cold sores and obituaries, the least you can do is follow along. 💅 Submit advice questions: tinyurl.com/nightschooladvice Follow us on Instagram ⁠@nightschoolpod Subscribe on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/3wkYfJqQy50A1ED8gGA89b?si=9989cc5f9f6941b7 Follow Jesse on Instagram ⁠@jessezand⁠ Follow Alana on Instagram ⁠@alanacloudrobinson⁠ & Substack: https://substack.com/@acrobinson Follow Izzy on Instagram @astreetcarnamedesire “Hardly Strangers” out now: https://831stories.com/products/hardly-strangers-by-a-c-robinson Produced by Keida Mascaro

TL;DR: Hardly Strangers is the romance novel you didn’t know you needed, this pod ep will make you laugh-cry, and if Alana doesn’t write a sequel, Jesse is showing up with a pitchfork. 🌈📚

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Babe, you’re not ready for this week’s NiGHT SCHOOL. Our literary icon Alana Cloud-Robinson has blessed the world with Hardly Strangers, her debut novel that’s part romance, part emotional therapy session, and 100% iconic. Naturally, we dedicate the entire episode to breaking it down, crying over it, and, of course, demanding a sequel because we’re invested.

Jesse kicks things off already spiraling, demanding to know what happens after the book ends. Pancakes? Paris? Babies?

Alana details going “full Stephen King mode” writing it in a fugue state, only to later panic about whether it’s good (spoiler: it’s great). Isabella and Jesse devour it like it’s brunch after a night out, sobbing over the audiobook (even the acknowledgments, because this crew is dramatic).

Speaking of emotional journeys, the gang dives deep into the book’s climactic moment, where Shera confronts her deepest trauma. Alana reveals this was inspired by her own life, describing how writing it was both cathartic and soul-crushing. Jesse applauds her for turning pain into art, while also demanding justice for the fictional characters she left hanging.

Oh, and the anecdotes? Gold. Alana casually reveals she once took a walk with a random man while waiting for her date to show up. Bold. Jesse spirals into full Misery mode, vowing to kidnap Alana if she doesn’t write a sequel. Isabella sprinkles in deep life lessons like, “Vulnerability isn’t wasted” and “Embrace the plur” (because yes, EDM somehow makes its way into the episode).

Ultimately, this episode is a love letter to Alana’s book, to fleeting moments of connection, and to the power of laying it all on the line—even if it’s scary. It’s chaotic, heartfelt, and hilarious.

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Our first male guest Ben Walsh joins the Jesse and Alana this week! Ben is a fourth generation hair stylist and the straight male bff of the pod. Ben talks about growing up in Sacramento, going to therapy, finding friends in LA, his take on polyamory, and offers sage advice to our female listeners dealing with bum boyfriends. Net-Net: We need more Ben’s in the world.

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This episode was inspired by a comment on our viral shrimp clip. Shoutout @bekahsunday who correctly guessed Alana was an Aquarius - this one for you girl. We have astrology expert and singer/songwriter Lianna Townsley joining us this week! Lianna breaks down Jesse and Alana’s charts, what they’re both like in relationships, and how their charts interact with one another and inform their relationship with each other. This is a special episode where Jesse and Alana bond live on camera for all of your consumption in a totally non-creepy or exploitative way.

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The girls break down their favorite Justin Bieber songs, what they think they're strengths and weaknesses are, their favorite international flavors ;), Alana's essay on Substack (linked below) & Queen Gina's feedback, and answer some ~spicy~ listener questions. Keida chimes in on the spicy questions with some... interesting (but helpful!) feedback. Also, Izzie shares an antidote about calling the police filing a missing person's report on her mother because she didn't answer the phone. we're jumping all over the place on this one and it's a HANDFUL, but SO Much fun. Thank you guys for your patience on the upload. We love you schoolies!

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This episode we break down the zodiac signs we’re most attracted to, we explain to our producer Keida that dogs can be born in different countries, and answer listener questions about situationships, bad friends, and more. Alana shares her secret trick to gauge a guys interest at a bar, Izzie and Alana discuss how they love to yearn for a man’s unrequited love and Jesse is disgusted by open yearning.

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