Apologies for the delay schoolies. Jesse has been girlbossing too close to the sun and got behind. BUT FRET NOT! This episode kicks off doing what we do best - labeling and categorizing each other’s personalities. Can you guess which girl is “coded” as the following? Comment your guesses!

CVS Sun (highly medicated, makeup flawless)

Hobby Lobby Moon (crafty, homebody, gets the yapping zoomies before bed)

Walmart Moon (need underwear, tampons, and a f*rearm? look no further!)

Then, we design each other’s dating profiles and finally we discuss how we believe our future children will be/act like.

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Produced by Keida Mascaro

Jesse, Alana, and Izzy stumble through their oh-so-enlightened realizations about love, including why "dangerous" people are not your soulmate (shocking), and how stability is not boring—just grown. Somewhere, a therapist is beaming with pride. Jesse spills about going to Dave & Buster’s on election day…as a first date. Alana reflects on her apocalyptic last venture to Dave & Busters featuring a heroic dose of mushrooms and menstruation. Alana drops life-changing wisdom for Jesse and gives the girls, gays and dolls an anthem: You’re nobodies f*** mop. Let’s just say if you’re scrubbing up after some emotionally unavailable ding-dong, this episode is your intervention.

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Produced by Keida Mascaro

We’re serving literary debuts, dream blunt rotations, and sharing our latest crying session. Alana’s debut novel Hardly Strangers is officially OUT, and the chaos of writing it is giving "main character breakdowns but make it chic." From outlining (who knew it works?) to full-on psychosis, Alana spills all the tea on crafting her romance masterpiece. Next, we’re diving into our ultimate dream/nightmare blunt rotation, and let’s just say it’s chaotic AF. Think Katt Williams, Gabby Windey, JoJo Siwa, and Azealia Banks all stuck in a hot boxed trailer. Sprinkle in a little extra chaos and throw Grimes into the mix (but only if you’re feeling brave). Would it be iconic? Probably. A total nightmare? Absolutely. Get ready for laughs, existential dread, and a dash of heartwarming chaos. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe, because if we’re crying over cold sores and obituaries, the least you can do is follow along. 💅 Submit advice questions: tinyurl.com/nightschooladvice Follow us on Instagram ⁠@nightschoolpod Subscribe on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/3wkYfJqQy50A1ED8gGA89b?si=9989cc5f9f6941b7 Follow Jesse on Instagram ⁠@jessezand⁠ Follow Alana on Instagram ⁠@alanacloudrobinson⁠ & Substack: https://substack.com/@acrobinson Follow Izzy on Instagram @astreetcarnamedesire “Hardly Strangers” out now: https://831stories.com/products/hardly-strangers-by-a-c-robinson Produced by Keida Mascaro