Episodes

  • Crime Enough At Last - "Crowbar to the Window, Pocketknife to the Spleen"

    Crime Enough At Last - "Crowbar to the Window, Pocketknife to the Spleen"
    Jan 30 2025
    In our very first installment of "Crime Enough At Last," our panel of professional crooks explores the differences between white and blue collar criminality, the rise of semi-violent assualts, and the thrill of impersonating Justin Bieber. Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardeners/ Watch this sketch of ours about criminals doing crime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWzn17Vj92s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    11 mins
  • Introducing...Crime Enough At Last

    Introducing...Crime Enough At Last
    Jan 28 2025
    Step aside, innocent bystanders, the world's about to be introduced to the very first B2B podcast made for and by criminals from every corner of the globe. From the brilliant Midnight Public Radio executives who brought you such hits as "This American Fife" and "You Gotta Be Quizzing Me" comes "Crime Enough At Last," a new show dedicated to the proliferation, dissemination and expansion of criminality, crookedness and corruption. New episodes of "Crime Enough At Last air every Tuesday and Thursday wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 mins
  • S2 Ep6: OMG-5 Bonus Ep: Meet the Writers of OMG-5

    S2 Ep6: OMG-5 Bonus Ep: Meet the Writers of OMG-5
    Jan 26 2023
    In a stunning conclusion to our re-airing of the classic sci-fi adventure series Outpost MG-5, MPR host Ari Wood has been able to secure interviews with some of the last surviving members of the show's writers' room. This exclusive audio content offers a look behind the curtain at what true masters of their craft have to say about these hugely significant stories and the impact they had on our society. Also, one of them may be guilty of murder. Enjoy! Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardeners/ Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Twitter: https://twitter.com/12amGardeners Check out this sketch we filmed about another behind-the-scenes look into the minds of creatives: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoGLLC7tR74 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    12 mins
  • S2 Ep5: OMG-5 Ep. 5: "There's Another Android You Should Know About"

    S2 Ep5: OMG-5 Ep. 5: "There's Another Android You Should Know About"
    Jan 5 2023
    Outpost MG-5 was created with many goals in mind. Exploring the infinite unexplained phenomena the universe has to offer. Probing the deep mysteries of life's existence and purpose. And seeking answers for why we're all so fucked in the head. All of these disparate ambitions converge as our inescapable flaws meet our limitless ability to survive by the skin of our teeth, at the furthest edges of known reality. If you want to complain about how pretentious this episode description sounds, write us an email at: midnightgardenerscomedy@gmail.com Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardeners/ Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Twitter: https://twitter.com/12amGardeners Check out this sketch we filmed about how willingly people stab each other in the back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8jn4G1gFc If you live in DC, come check out "Capitalism - The Game Show!" at City-State Brewery on Saturday, Jan 7: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/capitalism-the-game-show-a-comedy-competition-where-gdp-meets-lol-tickets-490529235147 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    22 mins
  • S2 Ep4: OMG-5 Ep. 4: "I Knew I Shoulda Brought My Damn Plas-Rifle"

    S2 Ep4: OMG-5 Ep. 4: "I Knew I Shoulda Brought My Damn Plas-Rifle"
    Dec 29 2022
    Space dementia is only ever a short nihilistic shame spiral away when you've spent months or even years deployed across the vast expanses of our universe. And creeping thoughts of existential dread can lead to major catastrophes in all the various genre-specific scenarios that play out on space stations like Outpost MG-5. That's why all onboard are provided with distractions such as realistic recreations of restaurants on Earth, self-guided wildlife preserves, and the knowledge that some people just have it easier in life, no matter how unfair it may seem. If you can think of better ways to kill time while circling a black hole, email us at: midnightgardenerscomedy@gmail.com Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardeners/ Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Twitter: https://twitter.com/12amGardeners Check out this journalistic report we made about the main distraction in all our lives: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xngqjo2Dblk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    23 mins
  • S2 Ep3: OMG-5 Ep. 3: "Nobody's Throwing Off Any Shackles On My Watch!"

    S2 Ep3: OMG-5 Ep. 3: "Nobody's Throwing Off Any Shackles On My Watch!"
    Dec 22 2022
    Technology may change. Fashion may change. Even society's values may change. But the one thing remains the same, even in as unusual a place as the space station Outpost MG-5, is that nothing is free. You've got to pay the bills somehow. And while the galaxy may be full of all sorts of exciting career paths, there'll always be someone who has to scrape the muck, hock the junk and hold it together when their idiot superiors screw things up big time. So why not explore the eternal banality of the working class in the far future? If you can think of a good reason, send us a solid reprimanding at: midnightgardenerscomedy@gmail.com Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardeners/ Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Twitter: https://twitter.com/12amGardeners Check out this web series we made about one of the worst possible places to work - the gym: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpXnrv6DjHg&list=PLYw4iKunZlK8UzScoAABtcbMM2St0WH8u Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    26 mins
  • S2 Ep2: OMG-5 Ep. 2: "He Looks Just Like You... Only Slightly Older"

    S2 Ep2: OMG-5 Ep. 2: "He Looks Just Like You... Only Slightly Older"
    Dec 8 2022
    The people who live, work on or just come to visit on Outpost MG-5 do so for a variety of reasons. Some do so to engage in advanced scientific research, including testing the limits of the space time continuum to avoid public humiliation. Others come to trade goods they gathered from the far corners of the galaxy, like violent alien parasites. While others seeks to offer their services in defense of humanity, with limited success. Whatever their reasoning, it all makes for excellent audio content. If you can think of something better to listen to on your boring commute, let us know at midnightgardenerscomedy@gmail.com Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardeners/ Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Twitter: https://twitter.com/12amGardeners Check out this video sketch we made about the challenges of military service: https://youtu.be/RlIqAWx_2hY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    23 mins
  • S2 Ep1: OMG-5 Ep. 1: "Can Ghosts Live in Space?"

    S2 Ep1: OMG-5 Ep. 1: "Can Ghosts Live in Space?"
    Dec 1 2022
    Season 2 has arrived and the debut episode of Midnight Public Radio's painstaking restoration of a sci fi classic pulls no punches! The crew of the space station Outpost MG-5 probes the furthest reaches of the universe and the deepest corners of the soul. Life after death. The importance of safety protocols in a pure oxygen environment. And the risks involved with being too honest in your criticism. This podcast has it all! If you think anything was left out, email us at: midnightgardenerscomedy@gmail.com Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardeners/ Follow the Midnight Gardeners on Twitter: https://twitter.com/12amGardeners Check out this video sketch we made about alternatives to tobacco use: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbIejWV4EBQ If you live in DC, come check out our Ugly Sweater Holiday Party & Stand-up Comedy Showcase at City-State Brewery on Friday, Dec 2: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/ugly-sweater-holiday-party-stand-up-comedy-show-with-delicious-craft-beer-tickets-471041908027 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    18 mins