Happy Hole-idays, my little Hormones!

For our last episode of the year, we welcome Coco, the Time Traveling Slut, into your tight little earholes to answer some eternally pressing questions:

• Where do sluts come from?
• Have gay men always been promiscuous?
• Have lesbians not?
• Who were the greatest skanks in history?
• And why can't women f*ck in peace, for once, generally speaking, like ever?

From the original Biblical temptress, (St)Eve, to Julius Caesar, Charles II, and Marie Antoinette, we take you on tour of history's scuzziest slores (slut whores), enriched with Coco's insider scoops – which, even for village bicycles like us, will shock and appall.

(Oh! Suddenly I'm dripping.)

Along the way, you'll get all the gossip about Ancient Greco-Roman Sluts; a little known Middle Eastern Startup that disrupted sex 2,000 years ago: it's called Christianity; ancient Indian and Islamic sex positivity, and much, much more.

(No wait I am actually fully wet now.)

You can get more good stuff from Coco on her ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, and make sure to ⁠⁠book one of her tours⁠⁠ in London or Paris if you're there in early 2025!

Now, time to get lubed up and ready to ride, cuz this is one venereal Christmas special you can't afford to ignore!

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Episode Credits

• Written and hosted by Bash
• Edited by Alex Toskas
• Guest host: Max Norman (aka Coco)

“Being transgender is the least important thing about me. I’m a person. I’m just a person”

– Conner, 18, college student from Ohio

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a trans kid in America today?

(Hint: it f*cking sucks.)

Groups on the right and their politicians use trans kids as pawns in the political game of vote and media attention.

And they love to act like trans kids are an anomaly of modern woke leftists.

But actually trans youth have been around for centuries in America.

And when you hear what their stories are, you start to understand they’re just regular kids, like any others.

My guest this week, Nico Lang, spent nearly a year of his life living with eight trans and nonbinary kids around the 50 states.

The result is a wonderfully empathetic and revealing book, titled American Teenager: How Trans Are Surviving Hate and Finding Joy In a Turbulent Era.

You can purchase it on Allstora, where LGBTQ+ and marginalized authors are fairly compensated for their work.

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Episode Credits

• Written and hosted by Bash
• Edited by Alex Toskas and Bash
• Guest host: Nico Lang

Quit playing with your Lincoln log and listen up, because President Abraham Lincoln is here, he's queer, and we all better get used to it!

Lincoln is commonly called the greatest president in American history: but what if he was also frequently in love with men?

What if he slept with them in bed for years of his life?

What if he had moved to Fire Island, fallen in love with Bowen Yang, and roamed the beaches like a giant gay giraffe?

Shaun Peterson is the director, writer, and producer of a provocative new documentary on Lincoln's queer side that asks (most of) these urgent questions.

⁠Lover of Men: The Untold Story of Abraham Lincoln⁠ serves viewers a Boston TEA Party of Honest Abe's "lavender" leanings – and reveals its 150-year-long cover-up.

It's 90 minutes of must-see queer history TV, and you can stream it today on ⁠Apple TV⁠, ⁠Prime Video⁠, and ⁠Vimeo⁠.

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Episode Credits

• Written and hosted by Bash
• Edited by Alex Toskas
• Guest host: Shaun Peterson

"I live life in the margins of society. And the rules of normal society don't apply in the margins."

Welcome to the saucy, scandalous slag-paradise that is Tamara de Lempicka (1898-1980)!

Tamara was a Polish-born aristocrat, bisexual painter, and Art Deco diva who took Paris by storm in the 1920s after escaping the Russian Revolution.

She was known for her hunger, a deep yearning to become a great artist and gobble up anything and everyone who stood in her path. (Including her husband! Move out the way, b*tch.)

As a sapphic siren of the Jazz Age, she was also part of Paris' lesbian underground, which featured clubs and bars that catered to butch and femme tastes alike. That is, before the populist Fascists came in and ruined everything (sound familiar, America?).

A self-made woman who subjugated everything to her art, Tamara cared as much about poontang and diamonds as she did her reputation. She was a PR genius, but despite that, we barely talk about her today.

Join me and Stephen Brower – comedian, writer, and recent cast member of LEMPICKA on Broadway – to discuss the dazzling life of this Art Deco dynamo. (Diamonds sold separately.)

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Written and hosted by Bash. Edited by Alex Toskas. Guest host: Stephen Brower.

Wait, why are mermaids so gay?

It turns out everyone’s favorite sea-gals have been floating around for millennia, from ancient Syrian mer-goddesses to medieval water witches, all the way up to Princess Ariel.

But how did these dangerous divas of the deep become the sympathetic heroines we love and cherish today?

What is it about mermaids that makes them such magnets for LGBTQ+ symbolism?

Join me and Sacha Coward, author of Queer As Folklore, as we unpack the myth, the magic, and the mer-MAN of it all in this 3,000 year history of queer people chasing tail.

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Written and hosted by Bash. Edited by Alex Toskas. Guest host: Sacha Coward.

How do you start a renaissance?

The one woman who knows - Beyoncé - was unavailable to answer my questions.

So instead, we've gone back to 1920s Harlem this week, to figure out the good gay truth.

It turns out the Harlem Renaissance was a lot more queer than we learned in school.

And half of its greatest luminaries, who represented a major step forward in Black queer history, have been largely forgotten today.

Three of them are the focus of this week's episode: Alain LeRoy Locke, Gladys Bentley, and Claude McKay.

They are just a fraction of the queer Black people who started, fueled, and memorialized the cultural flowering we now call the Harlem Renaissance.

Join me and my guest as we delve into their lives and figure out what each has to teach us about this fascinating period.

When you're done here, grab a copy of my guest's new book on the subject, which is beautifully illustrated and just came out: ⁠Flamboyants⁠ (2024).

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Written and hosted by Bash. Edited by Bash. Guest host: George M. Johnson.

“I wake up cold, I who

Prospered through dreams of heat

Wake to their residue,

Sweat, and a clinging sheet.”

(The Man with Night Sweats, Thom Gunn, 1992)

Never heard of Thom Gunn? Me neither!

That's because straight people want to destroy us.

Thom was one of the great poets of the 20th century, up there with Philip Larkin and Ted Hughes.

But he's scarcely remembered in the 21st century, because he was:

• gay.
• (end of list)

Join us as we explore Thom's leather-harnessed and LSD-fueled life as a poet of sexual revolution, formal precision, and gay liberation.

In particular, Thom deserves to be remembered for the memorializing poetry he wrote about the AIDS epidemic and his many friends who lost their lives to the disease.

My guest this week is Michael Nott, who has recently published a magnificent biography, Thom Gunn: A Cool Queer Life.

Grab yourself a copy after the episode, and make sure to let us know what you think about Thom's poetry!

If you want more from Historical Homos, you can join our cult at www.historicalhomos.com and follow us on Instagram and TikTok.

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Written and hosted by Bash. Edited by Alex Toskas. Guest host: Michael Nott.

"'Cosmus is a great big cinaedus. He keeps his legs apart and sucks d!ck.' ... I believe that's almost a direct paraphrase."

– Professor Tom Sapsford, quoting Ancient Roman graffiti about my biological ancestors

Kinaidos (or cinaedus in Latin) was the Ancient Greek word for a depraved, unmanly man who liked to get railed. (LIKE MEEEEE.)

Since then, the kinaidos has been used and abused by scholars of classical antiquity for centuries. (LIKE MEEEEE.)

Some say he never existed and is more akin to the Victorian idea of vampires than any modern-day frociaggine.

But my guest on the podcast this week says different, and he literally wrote the book on the subject, so...let's ask him, shall we?

Join me and Professor Tom Sapsford (Boston College) as we trace the history of the kinaidoi, from their first mention in Plato to the peak of their cultural and sexual powers in the 3rd century CE.

Kinaidoi were not "f*gs just like us," to be sure. But they were a well-known sexual and gendered Other in the classical world.

They highlight the pitfalls of telling normative tales whenever we try to understand ancient sexualities of any kind.

Check out Professor Sapsford's book here for more on this fascinating subject!

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Written and hosted by Bash. Edited by Alex Toskas. Guest host: Tom Sapsford.

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