Happy Hole-idays, my little Hormones!

For our last episode of the year, we welcome Coco, the Time Traveling Slut, into your tight little earholes to answer some eternally pressing questions:

• Where do sluts come from?
• Have gay men always been promiscuous?
• Have lesbians not?
• Who were the greatest skanks in history?
• And why can't women f*ck in peace, for once, generally speaking, like ever?

From the original Biblical temptress, (St)Eve, to Julius Caesar, Charles II, and Marie Antoinette, we take you on tour of history's scuzziest slores (slut whores), enriched with Coco's insider scoops – which, even for village bicycles like us, will shock and appall.

(Oh! Suddenly I'm dripping.)

Along the way, you'll get all the gossip about Ancient Greco-Roman Sluts; a little known Middle Eastern Startup that disrupted sex 2,000 years ago: it's called Christianity; ancient Indian and Islamic sex positivity, and much, much more.

(No wait I am actually fully wet now.)

You can get more good stuff from Coco on her ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, and make sure to ⁠⁠book one of her tours⁠⁠ in London or Paris if you're there in early 2025!

Now, time to get lubed up and ready to ride, cuz this is one venereal Christmas special you can't afford to ignore!

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Episode Credits

• Written and hosted by Bash
• Edited by Alex Toskas
• Guest host: Max Norman (aka Coco)

“Being transgender is the least important thing about me. I’m a person. I’m just a person”

– Conner, 18, college student from Ohio

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a trans kid in America today?

(Hint: it f*cking sucks.)

Groups on the right and their politicians use trans kids as pawns in the political game of vote and media attention.

And they love to act like trans kids are an anomaly of modern woke leftists.

But actually trans youth have been around for centuries in America.

And when you hear what their stories are, you start to understand they’re just regular kids, like any others.

My guest this week, Nico Lang, spent nearly a year of his life living with eight trans and nonbinary kids around the 50 states.

The result is a wonderfully empathetic and revealing book, titled American Teenager: How Trans Are Surviving Hate and Finding Joy In a Turbulent Era.

You can purchase it on Allstora, where LGBTQ+ and marginalized authors are fairly compensated for their work.

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Episode Credits

• Written and hosted by Bash
• Edited by Alex Toskas and Bash
• Guest host: Nico Lang

Quit playing with your Lincoln log and listen up, because President Abraham Lincoln is here, he's queer, and we all better get used to it!

Lincoln is commonly called the greatest president in American history: but what if he was also frequently in love with men?

What if he slept with them in bed for years of his life?

What if he had moved to Fire Island, fallen in love with Bowen Yang, and roamed the beaches like a giant gay giraffe?

Shaun Peterson is the director, writer, and producer of a provocative new documentary on Lincoln's queer side that asks (most of) these urgent questions.

⁠Lover of Men: The Untold Story of Abraham Lincoln⁠ serves viewers a Boston TEA Party of Honest Abe's "lavender" leanings – and reveals its 150-year-long cover-up.

It's 90 minutes of must-see queer history TV, and you can stream it today on ⁠Apple TV⁠, ⁠Prime Video⁠, and ⁠Vimeo⁠.

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If you like what you hear in this episode, please leave us a five star rating on ⁠Spotify⁠, ⁠Apple⁠, or your favorite platform.

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Episode Credits

• Written and hosted by Bash
• Edited by Alex Toskas
• Guest host: Shaun Peterson