Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨

As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in two separate episodes. If you don’t hear your zodiac sign on this episode, be sure to check back in for part two!✨

We start these predictions with the 3 signs of our hosts (Aries, Capricorn, & Taurus) and the 3 sister signs of those (Libra, Cancer, & Scorpio). We want to encourage everyone to take these predictions with not as much seriousness as to elicit anxiety or sense of failure. These are predictions and tho we think astrology can be powerful, it is not something that can determine your future, because you’re own strength and internal knowledge of yourself can do that💋! But also let them feed your soul✨.

Next time we will be back to talk about the 2025 predictions for the remaining 6 zodiac signs!

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2025 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025

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Hello and Welcome Back Chaotic Babes!

After our holiday break we got our incredible host, Jade, back for our newest season of chaos, human things, and cringe, at times. Cause how could you expect anything less!

Sticking with our alphabetical topic cycle, we’re doing a full big topic per season! For example, this season is about all things Astrology! We talk about it but we definitely couldn’t pass a test about it to save our lives. So, this is our attempt to learn and you get to watch us struggle at our studies and then try to talk to you about it!

This week we are reviewing our 2024 zodiac predictions, that we previously read in episode 52! Our reactions are very different and Jade open’s up about some very personal journeys and strides she’s made in 2024 and why she was on a sabbatical. She’s an incredible human being and hearing her story ca hopefully help others going through something similar and help them find their own inner confidence again✨🖤.

Now we have to apologize for all the other signs we didn’t read, because we were selfish and only read Taurus, Aries, and Capricorn. It’s not cause we don’t care, we just did less than the bare minimum last time😅and that’s definitely our bad y’all. The link so you can look up what your 2024 predictions were, is linked below.

BUT, next episode will be all about 2025 zodiac predictions and we promise to read ALL 12 signs!

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2024 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2024

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Hello Chaotic Babes!

The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative.

The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our alphabetical wild show, letter Z! It took us way too much brain power to come up with a Z topic, but we finally landed on Zoos!!

Zoos have been a huge topic of conversation lately, with climate change and human intrusion suffocating a lot of wildlife, on top of the two newly born babies that have taken social media by storm, Moo Deng the pygmy hippo and Pesto the penguin! If you have no idea what we’re talking about, don’t worry about it. We will definitely explain it the best we can between cackling and pretending to know things we don’t🤭🙃!

Since this is the end of the season we will be having a season break to plan and get rested up for a whole new season of your favorite chaotic podcast!

See You Next Season!✨

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We missed you Chaotic Babes! 2-weeks of being hit with illness and symptom flares, is not recommended!

But here we are again with a new episode of weird, wild, and wacky! As we get to the end of the season and alphabet, the topics tend to get a bit strange and might be descfribed as “a bit of a stretch”. BUT! It’s our show and we don’t know how to do anything normally! So here we are✨.

This week Kali has her individual topic, brought to you by the letter, Y! She decides to play a little game of Guess That Slang! Dev has to guess the definition of the slang used in the last 123 years of generations! Some you may be familiar with and some are so far out there, it would be interesting to find out how they got started. Alas, this is a bare minimum podcast solely for the purpose of escaping this shit show sandwich called reality!

See You Next Week and Happy Halloween!🖤💋

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**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need to🖤.

Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨!

This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter and so we are using it as an excuse to use words that sound like they start with X! Does that make any sense?!🤷‍♀️cool great🙃💋!

Kali tells us the many different definitions of excuses and dives deep into the difference between using an excuse and a reason for something. Along with a personal story of how a pile of excuses affected an important moment😅. Dev brings the best of the episode by talking about the best excuses used from Reddit. Excuses to get out of work, school, relationships, and everyday shenanigans!😂

Have an Amazing Rest of Your Chaotic Week Besties!

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Source:

20 Excuses Most People Make That Stop Them From Reaching Their Dreams

- https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/20-excuses-most-people-make-that-stop-them-from-reaching-their-dreams.html

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Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!!

This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker: What’s the best joke you know? We would love to hear yours in the comments! ✨

Ever been thinking with the lights off and wanted to know things about weeds? This week’s individual topic is brought to you by the letter W, and presented by the hilarious and fabulous Dev! If you’re new to the chaos, you will soon learn that Dev loves plants of all shapes and sizes and most of all she loves weeds! No not weed, weeds😂. If you have a negati ve view of weeds, like Kali, this episode will widen your thoughts next time you go to weed your flower beds and gardens.

Hope the rest of your week is incredible!🤭

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What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭

It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying to bring you an hour of escapism of random, laughable weirdness! Episode 74 is brought to you by the letter, V, and the group topic is vampires!!

Kali gives us a few true crime stories that are known for Vampire-ish things in one way of the other. There is a trigger warning that topics of blood, death, SA, misinformation, and cannibalism. We always want you to put yourself first and understand if you need to sit this episode out! We will be here next week for a new topic just as random.😅🤷‍♀️🖤

Dev brings stories of vampires from other cultures. Obviously, we know that wikipedia can not be 100% trusted and we pride ourselves of our transparency of how unserious our podcast is✨ and hope you enjoy where we take conversations, even if we sound dumb as a toad🖤🙃. We love to hear any corrections and do better research later because we do like to learn on our free time and can do better next time.

Have an incredible rest of your Chaotic Week Besties!✨

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Welcome back to a new week of chaos!

BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast!

It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stories off of our favorite forum site, Reddit! Some are hilarious, some are horrifying, got some short and long, and all others in between.

If you have any stories you wanna share about experiences with Uber/Lyft/Cab services and we’ll share yours, next time we talk about Uber Stories🤭🤷‍♀️! The link to share your stories is listed below! We wanna hear ‘em besties🖤!

Have an amazing chaotic week babes!✨

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