Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨

As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in two separate episodes. If you don’t hear your zodiac sign on this episode, be sure to check back in for part two!✨

We start these predictions with the 3 signs of our hosts (Aries, Capricorn, & Taurus) and the 3 sister signs of those (Libra, Cancer, & Scorpio). We want to encourage everyone to take these predictions with not as much seriousness as to elicit anxiety or sense of failure. These are predictions and tho we think astrology can be powerful, it is not something that can determine your future, because you’re own strength and internal knowledge of yourself can do that💋! But also let them feed your soul✨.

Next time we will be back to talk about the 2025 predictions for the remaining 6 zodiac signs!

See You Next Episode Besties

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2025 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025

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Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hello and Welcome Back Chaotic Babes!

After our holiday break we got our incredible host, Jade, back for our newest season of chaos, human things, and cringe, at times. Cause how could you expect anything less!

Sticking with our alphabetical topic cycle, we’re doing a full big topic per season! For example, this season is about all things Astrology! We talk about it but we definitely couldn’t pass a test about it to save our lives. So, this is our attempt to learn and you get to watch us struggle at our studies and then try to talk to you about it!

This week we are reviewing our 2024 zodiac predictions, that we previously read in episode 52! Our reactions are very different and Jade open’s up about some very personal journeys and strides she’s made in 2024 and why she was on a sabbatical. She’s an incredible human being and hearing her story ca hopefully help others going through something similar and help them find their own inner confidence again✨🖤.

Now we have to apologize for all the other signs we didn’t read, because we were selfish and only read Taurus, Aries, and Capricorn. It’s not cause we don’t care, we just did less than the bare minimum last time😅and that’s definitely our bad y’all. The link so you can look up what your 2024 predictions were, is linked below.

BUT, next episode will be all about 2025 zodiac predictions and we promise to read ALL 12 signs!

See You Next Episode Besties

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2024 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2024

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Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hello Chaotic Babes!

The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative.

The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our alphabetical wild show, letter Z! It took us way too much brain power to come up with a Z topic, but we finally landed on Zoos!!

Zoos have been a huge topic of conversation lately, with climate change and human intrusion suffocating a lot of wildlife, on top of the two newly born babies that have taken social media by storm, Moo Deng the pygmy hippo and Pesto the penguin! If you have no idea what we’re talking about, don’t worry about it. We will definitely explain it the best we can between cackling and pretending to know things we don’t🤭🙃!

Since this is the end of the season we will be having a season break to plan and get rested up for a whole new season of your favorite chaotic podcast!

See You Next Season!✨

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Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

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Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

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Thanks for Listening & Watching!

Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade