Your resident judger of souls Lucie Isle (she/her) has woken up on Christmas Day with the confessional roles reversed. Not only is someone else weighing her soul, but she's magically speaking in third person about herself in the episode description!

Calling in her begrudging little helper Jamal- raconteur, restauranteur and star of the stage at Degenerates: Killer Queer Comedy.

Get cozy with a cup of crimbus cheer, and hear about Lucie's personal heaven and hell- will she be condemned to shovelling coal for all eternity? Or will she be roasting chestnuts by an open fire... also for eternity, but, like it's fun or something.

Find out if Lucie's been naughty or nice in Forgive me Jamal, the Christmas Special!

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Standup comedian, sit-down queen and self-proclaimed bitch Matthew Ali (he/him) shares us about his vision of heaven and hell, and pulls no punches in the process.

Taking us on a whistle-stop tour of his employment transgressions, chicken choices and personality pet peeves, we leave no stone unturned in the quest to save Matthew's soul.

Through a series of confessions and redemptions, you'll find out:

- Why Matthew can't stand it if you make a conversation all about you
- How he got fired at work when the law got involved
- Why living at home with his mum is an iconic career move


After Matthew (aka All Teeth and Chips) lays his sins before Lucie, he'll be sent to heaven or hell. Any guesses which way he'll go?

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Pole performer, tech researcher and award winning activist Dr Carolina Are (she/her) spins us right round her fascinating life as a censorship researcher, pole dancer and Italian Londoner.

We find out what her personal torture chamber and blissful ever-after looks like, before host Lucie condemns her to heaven or hell.

Then, hang around for the big whopper because Carolina confesses something she's kept secret for a long time, as we have a touching heart to heart about life, love and leaving the past in the past.

Through a series of confessions and redemptions, you'll find out:

- Why cartoons get Carolina simultaneously angry and hot under the collar
- The perfect way to alienate an academic audience
- And why even the best people can make mistakes they regret

After Carolina confesses to Lucie, she'll be sent to heaven or hell.

But will she be in hell with an eternal UTI? Or will she be on an irresistible Sardinian beach for all time?

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Poet, journalist, Scots Word of the Day raconteur Len Pennie (she/her) takes us on a journey through her own personal heaven and hell, before Lucie decides her fate.

And be warned: armed with sharp wit, fiery spirit, and sarcasm in spades, Len gives Lucie a serious run for her money.

Turns out you don't send the author of international bestselling book Poyums to hell (or heaven) without being thoroughly roasted yourself.

Through a series of confessions and redemptions, you'll find out:

- Why onions are banned from heaven (don't tell Shrek)
- How Len survived falling off a bridge in full goblin mode
- Plus, hear an exclusive reading of I'm no havin children

After Len lays their indiscretions before Lucie, they'll be sent to heaven or hell.

But will they be slurping on French onion-free soup in heaven? Or will they be having bad-faith arguments in hell?

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Musician, animator and all round icon Du Blonde (she/he/they) tells us about their idea of heaven and hell, taking us on a tour of their musical and artistic influences, on the cusp of their album launch Sniff More Gritty

One of Lucie's favourite musicians (seriously, check out the queer grunge classic Homecoming), this is a rare glimpse into the inner workings of a true creative genius.

Through a series of confessions and redemptions, you'll find out:

- Why Du Blonde's hell looks just like a festival
- How they became the karate kid of plumbing
- What makes Du Blonde tick. Yes, they have Tourette's. No that's not a pun.


After Du Blonde lays their sins before Lucie, they'll be sent to heaven or hell. But will they be chilling in the LA diner of dreams, or will they be watching their worst memories on repeat, on the big screen?

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Pro domme, model and studio owner Adreena Angela (she/her) invites us into her domain of atmospheric sounds and irresistible sensations. We take the confession box to Inanna Studio in London to find out:

- What did Adreena really do in the Mayfair club cupboard to warrant a sacking?
- How to punish a misogynistic man with a book of feminist literature
- What makes Adreena the self-professed 'patron saint of threesomes' (clue, it has something to do with nerdy boys)

Once Adreena bares all, I'll be sending her to heaven or hell. But will she be be going to the good place, or the other place?

To immerse yourself in the sensuality of Adreena's adults-only studio, check out her beautifully curated Inanna playlist here

This episode is sponsored by Facialteam, experts in Facial Feminization Surgery. Lucie is a former patient of Facialteam and advocate of gender affirming care.

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Author, activist and the official Grinch of the Trans Community™ Charlie Craggs (she/her) brings sheer chaos, hilarity, and heart to the confession box.

In this no-holds-barred episode:

- We delve deeper into the infamous cream sofa incident
- Charlie advises us on whether a bad orgasm is worse than no orgasm at all
- And we get a uniquely personal insight into Charlie's beautiful kinship with her mum.


After hearing Charlie Craggs' confessions, and redemptions, I'll be sending her to heaven or hell. But will she be ascending to Handbag Heaven or plummeting to the depths of High School Hell?

This episode is sponsored by Facialteam, experts in Facial Feminization Surgery. Lucie is a former patient of Facialteam and advocate of gender affirming care.

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Starring Charlie Craggs

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Musician, van-dweller and brain surgery survivor Nia Cain (they/them) has some BIG stories to tell. Join us in the confession box to find out:

- The naughty yet niche business Nia started in lockdown to pay the bills
- How to cope with losing your memory
- Is there a worse hell than Crazy Frog for all eternity?
- And why is Nia's heaven so NSFW?

Plus get a Forgive Me Lucie exclusive acoustic session of Nia's latest single: All of Me.

After hearing their confessions, I'll be sending them to heaven or hell. Find out if they'll be riding the paradise express, or if they'll be stuck in the terminus of the damned for ever more.

This episode is sponsored by Facialteam, experts in Facial Feminization Surgery. Lucie is a former patient of Facialteam and advocate of gender affirming care.

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Starring Nia Cain

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