Your resident judger of souls Lucie Isle (she/her) has woken up on Christmas Day with the confessional roles reversed. Not only is someone else weighing her soul, but she's magically speaking in third person about herself in the episode description!

Calling in her begrudging little helper Jamal- raconteur, restauranteur and star of the stage at Degenerates: Killer Queer Comedy.

Get cozy with a cup of crimbus cheer, and hear about Lucie's personal heaven and hell- will she be condemned to shovelling coal for all eternity? Or will she be roasting chestnuts by an open fire... also for eternity, but, like it's fun or something.

Find out if Lucie's been naughty or nice in Forgive me Jamal, the Christmas Special!

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Standup comedian, sit-down queen and self-proclaimed bitch Matthew Ali (he/him) shares us about his vision of heaven and hell, and pulls no punches in the process.

Taking us on a whistle-stop tour of his employment transgressions, chicken choices and personality pet peeves, we leave no stone unturned in the quest to save Matthew's soul.

Through a series of confessions and redemptions, you'll find out:

- Why Matthew can't stand it if you make a conversation all about you
- How he got fired at work when the law got involved
- Why living at home with his mum is an iconic career move


After Matthew (aka All Teeth and Chips) lays his sins before Lucie, he'll be sent to heaven or hell. Any guesses which way he'll go?

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Pole performer, tech researcher and award winning activist Dr Carolina Are (she/her) spins us right round her fascinating life as a censorship researcher, pole dancer and Italian Londoner.

We find out what her personal torture chamber and blissful ever-after looks like, before host Lucie condemns her to heaven or hell.

Then, hang around for the big whopper because Carolina confesses something she's kept secret for a long time, as we have a touching heart to heart about life, love and leaving the past in the past.

Through a series of confessions and redemptions, you'll find out:

- Why cartoons get Carolina simultaneously angry and hot under the collar
- The perfect way to alienate an academic audience
- And why even the best people can make mistakes they regret

After Carolina confesses to Lucie, she'll be sent to heaven or hell.

But will she be in hell with an eternal UTI? Or will she be on an irresistible Sardinian beach for all time?

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• Presented by Lucie Isle
• Sponsored by Facialteam, experts in Facial Feminization Surgery facialteam.eu
• Produced by SOUNDYARD
• Cover photo by Foyers Photography