What's better than witches? Ghost witches! Now throw in a poltergeist, a U.S. president, a war everyone has forgotten, a dog with a bunny head, an awful lot of things that go bump in the night, and a few fart jokes for good measure and you've got the story of the Bell Witch, a story just for you! Well, you and the thousands of people who camped out in the Bell family's front yard to witness the otherworldly weirdness first hand. Of course there's more information out there but Eli and Mel provide a very entertaining curated version of the story for all you illiterates who refuse to read books. And no Eli isn't brainwashing you into thinking how he wants you to think, or to get you to buy his shit, or send him nudes (but hey, if you're into that...). Just don't blame him if the story stinks, because you can always...Blame It On Betsy!

Despite the happy-go-lucky title, this episode is not filled with good things. Eli and Mel tap into the subject of "Goth Chicks" by talking about Randy Stair, a man who knew he was a man but also knew that when he died he'd become a cartoon ghost goth chick paranormal investigator. What started as a fantasy became obsession became reality. Was the guy psychotic? Sure, but that didn't stop him from having goals and living the dream! It just sucks that he had to drag his coworkers down with him in a Klebold Harris inspired finale that proves that sometimes you just need to appease the...Ghost Goth Chicks!

It's the end of an era as Eli and Mel close out the discussion of Jmmanuel's Talmud and finish the thrilling tale of the true history of Jmmanuel, the man also known as... Jesus Christ! And they do it in a way that really speaks to the yoot-- err, youth of tomorrow. So how far apart is the truth from the "truth" in the New Testament? Well to be honest, it's a little different but same same. Jmmanuel goes into Israel, causes a rumpus, and the little hat people get upset. They plot against Jmmanuel who doesn't really do much to help his case. He makes nothing but enemies, changes a guy's name against his will, goes to dinner parties, visits a leper who can't keep it together, gets beaten, goes on trial in a kangaroo court, meets a germaphobic Roman putz, fakes his death by being crucified, gets healed by a bunch of foreigners, goes to India, becomes the Budda, flies around Earth in a spaceship, meets up with a bunch of Amazons for "Snu Snu", manages to piss them off, gets inducted into a secret society, still can't manage to make any friends, and ends up riding a caravan off into the sunset. All of this and more proves that it's ok to have....A Moment of Doubt!