Wherein the book comes to a thankful end. And I get all whiny about a bunch of stuff. This one's good, I swear.

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Wherein a single sentence derails this entire project, Tom Riddle does a Rod Serling impression, and some other nonsense happens.

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Wherein we finally find out who has been singing those Fury of Five covers (It's a snake). Some other stuff happens, too, but frankly I don't really remember anymore.

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Wherein the Hogwarts nursing staff is as incompetent as everyone else in the wizarding world; Harry and Ron sing Social Distortion songs with a spider king; and, really, what would this podcast be without a lengthy, pedantic discussion of narrative structure?

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