Buzz, crash, repeat! In this episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott take flight into the chaotic world of drones. From real-life drone fails (because nothing says “oops” like a flying lawnmower) to outrageous drone inventions that should probably stay grounded, this episode is one wild ride. Plus, they debate the Superman trailer and dish on recent UFO hearings. Remember, dimension hoppers: Don’t drink and drone… but do stay slurrrrrred! 🚁🍻✨

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/homeland-security-shares-new-details-on-mysterious-drones-spotted-in-nj-pa/4051811/
https://soranews24.com/2024/12/19/japanese-politician-threatens-to-send-bears-to-people-wants-loony-tunes-style-anti-bear-bombs/

Special Segment of The Day #1: Epic Drone Fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7rRMvgZeg

Special Segment of The Day #2: Drone or Done

Interstellar Index (Social Links)

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Podcast Outro By:

🎶 Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Edits & Post Production By:

🎙️ Brent Hand & Joeba Fett

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Join Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott for a festive and slightly unhinged holiday special, "A Nightcap Before Christmas." This yuletide adventure kicks off with Krampus Klaus sharing turnips and holiday “cheer” before things take a darker turn. Along the way, the duo dives into Hyperspace Headlines, featuring a bizarre linguistic phenomenon and the chaos of the Santa Con Bar Crawl. Special segments include Klaus or False, a quiz on wacky holiday traditions, and Klaus’s Naughty List, where fictional characters face judgment from the goat-bearded holiday enforcer. Grab some eggnog, lock the doors, and stay slurrrrrred!

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

• https://www.gbnews.com/news/gran-wakes-up-italian-accent-italy-language-mamma-mia

• https://apnews.com/article/santacon-2024-christmas-santa-pub-crawl-nyc-b125cec8fc2937cf2a3dbb82a5b6edfa

Special Segment of The Day #1: Truth or Klaus

Special Segment of the Day #2

Krampus’s Naughty List

Interstellar Index (Social links)

IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind

X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/

Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

Podcast Outro By:

Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Edits & Post Production By:

Brent Hand & Joeba Fett

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Stardate: 81042.6
Recording Status: “Unpredictable”

System Status:

• Zero attempted transcription… Result: [ERROR 418: I'm a Teapot]
• Notes corrupted due to “unusually high nonsense levels.” Recovery efforts initiated…

[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]

: “Okay, Ripley, what’s the one thing you’d NEVER tell a Wookiee after three margaritas?”
: “That the mullet’s coming back. It’s not, Joeba. It’s just not.”
: "Requesting permission to self-destruct... Denied."

Highlights (if you can call them that):

• : “Would an Ewok get a discount on a booster seat?”
• : “Never trust a guy with two monocles. Commit to the full goggles or get out.”
• [Random Tangent Detected] - Debate spirals into whether Zero has a "dream job" or if existing in the Swirl is a perpetual nightmare.
• [Error Code 3001: Randomness Detected] – Hosts attempt to define “schlorping” and why it’s banned on most intergalactic dating apps.

System Notes:

• "Does not compute. Hosts are incorrigible."

In this headbanger of an episode, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero stumble upon the cosmic version of Warped Tour on Proxima Centauri B, where they discover the universe's greatest interdimensional rock festival. After an epic adventure filled with bizarre alien bands, the crew navigates the chaotic mosh pits and hilarious mishaps that follow. Alongside their usual Hyperspace Headlines, the team dives into the revival of Warped Tour and shares their best concert memories. Plus, a special UAP News Update keeps you on the edge of your seat! Buckle up, and stay slurred!

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

https://apnews.com/article/wife-carrying-contest-maine-finland-cee06d37164e1c3dd7f4f9787500085b

https://apnews.com/article/greece-court-smelling-shoes-conviction-thessaloniki-ec071292e0c413f7adc4b848642e1f5c

Banter Beacon

Warped Tour Is BACK!: Best Concert Memories Discussion

https://loudwire.com/vans-warped-tour-first-three-dates-2025-return/

Celestial Small Talk

UAP News Update!

Source: ChatGPT

Interstellar Index (Social links)

IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind

X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/

Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

Podcast Outro By:

Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Edits & Post Production By:

Brent Hand (Hysteria 51 Productions)

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Ship Droid Data Entry 489. Stardate 2067.43.2

(Transmission Initiated…)

Error 404.

Corrupt Disc. System Overload. Unauthorized beverage detected on command console 5jghvbfds7... Systems failing…[AUTO-TRANSLATING…] English (Estimation 78.4% accuracy):

• Comm Log Recap:
  System Reboot at 13:42. Playback of recent Slurred Lines Episode log… [Playback Failed]

• Crew Status:

  • Joeba Fett — Status: Incapacitated (Probable Cause: "Testing" alien beverages)
  • Ripley Scott — Status: Annoyed (Revised Status: Still Annoyed)

• Ship Condition:

• Minor damage to navigation console.

• Strange smell originating from cargo bay.

End of Entry.

Show Notes

In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley challenge their onboard droid, Zero, to a brain-busting showdown, putting their knowledge against some of the universe's most complex theories. From discussing the Riemann Hypothesis to pondering the implications of Supersymmetry, the crew attempts to unravel high-level scientific concepts, adding their usual comedic flair. As they navigate through topics like Quantum Entanglement and the Alcubierre Drive, the debate heats up, proving whether Zero really is the genius aboard the Black Swirl. Tune in for a mix of laughter, learning, and a little spaceship drama, proving once again why no topic is too big for our intrepid adventurers.

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

*https://apnews.com/article/missing-child-news-helicopter-hooky-619ccf6e5875df93589a5f82a5c1e7bc

*https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/kyoto-karate-haunted-house-ghost-b2598905.html

Special Segment of The Day:

What’s That Theory???

Source: ChapGPT

Banter Beacon:

Smartest Characters of Sci-Fi

Source: ChatGPT

Interstellar Index (Social links)

IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind

X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/

Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

Podcast Outro By:

Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Edits & Post Production By:

Brent Hand (Hysteria 51 Productions)

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In this sizzling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba, Ripley, and Zero dive into the infamous conspiracy theory of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. From ship shenanigans involving bacon-wrapped exotic intergalactic delicacies to exploring the cosmic connections in Hollywood, the crew uncovers the fascinating web linking every actor to Kevin Bacon. Along the way, they tackle their usual whacky Hyperspace Headlines and introduce a brand new special segment - NSFAQ, or Not-So-Frequently-Asked-Questions, where they answer fan mail with their signature humor and charm. Grab your bacon strips and get ready for a connected journey through space and cinema!

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

• ​https://wtop.com/trending-now/2024/07/an-arizona-museum-tells-the-stories-of-ancient-animals-through-their-fossilized-poop/
• ​https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/07/german-navy-still-uses-8-inch-floppy-disks-working-on-emulating-a-replacement/#:~:text=The%20German%20Navy%20is%20working,by%20Tom's%20Hardware%20on%20Thursday

Special Segment of The Day: The Oracle of Bacon

https://oracleofbacon.org/

NSFAQ: Fan Mail

3 Different Pieces of Fan Mail

Interstellar Index (Social links)

IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind

X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/

Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

Podcast Outro By:

Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Edits & Post Production By:

Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝

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In our most recent and slightly inebriated episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley dive into the mysterious origins of the Nazca Lines in Peru. The episode kicks off with Joeba's wild misunderstanding of "Nazca Lines" as he confuses them with something entirely different, leading to a comical interaction involving a Gungan and a space motel. As Ripley sets the record straight, the duo explores the ancient civilization's topographical drawings, delving into the theories and mysteries surrounding these enigmatic geoglyphs. Tune in for our usual wacky Hyperspace Headlines and join us for a wild ride through ancient history, intergalactic tom-foolery, and plenty of laughs. Remember, Dimension Hoppers, Stay Slurred!

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

• https://apnews.com/article/elephant-oracle-euro-2024-0729ac20a150fba2d049be9151877ae8

• https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2024-06-07/youtuber-charged-for-having-a-helicopter-blast-a-lamborghini-with-fireworks-authorities-say

• https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-claims-mr-monopoly-birthdate-4-20-69-during-arrest

Today’s Banter Beacon: History & Theories of The Nazca Lines

An ancient form of human communication? Or a giant infant celestial’s doodles…

https://www.machutravelperu.com/blog/nazca-lines-theories

Special Segment: Nzac Line Trivia

Joeba & Ripley Play a Game of ‘Guess What’!

Laugh Alert: Art of the Gods

Joeba & Ripley Draw Their Own!

Interstellar Index (Social links)

IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind

Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/

Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

Special Guest:

Skondo Carlrissian

Podcast Outro By:

Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Edits & Post Production By:

Capt. Bon Solo of The Space Bee 🐝

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