Buzz, crash, repeat! In this episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott take flight into the chaotic world of drones. From real-life drone fails (because nothing says “oops” like a flying lawnmower) to outrageous drone inventions that should probably stay grounded, this episode is one wild ride. Plus, they debate the Superman trailer and dish on recent UFO hearings. Remember, dimension hoppers: Don’t drink and drone… but do stay slurrrrrred! 🚁🍻✨

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/homeland-security-shares-new-details-on-mysterious-drones-spotted-in-nj-pa/4051811/
https://soranews24.com/2024/12/19/japanese-politician-threatens-to-send-bears-to-people-wants-loony-tunes-style-anti-bear-bombs/

Special Segment of The Day #1: Epic Drone Fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7rRMvgZeg

Special Segment of The Day #2: Drone or Done

Interstellar Index (Social Links)

📸 IG - ⁠https://instagram.com/theslurredkind
🐦 X - ⁠https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21
📘 Facebook - ⁠https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
👽 Facebook Group - ⁠https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
📧 Email - ⁠closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

Podcast Outro By:

🎶 Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Edits & Post Production By:

🎙️ Brent Hand & Joeba Fett

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Join Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott for a festive and slightly unhinged holiday special, "A Nightcap Before Christmas." This yuletide adventure kicks off with Krampus Klaus sharing turnips and holiday “cheer” before things take a darker turn. Along the way, the duo dives into Hyperspace Headlines, featuring a bizarre linguistic phenomenon and the chaos of the Santa Con Bar Crawl. Special segments include Klaus or False, a quiz on wacky holiday traditions, and Klaus’s Naughty List, where fictional characters face judgment from the goat-bearded holiday enforcer. Grab some eggnog, lock the doors, and stay slurrrrrred!

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:

• https://www.gbnews.com/news/gran-wakes-up-italian-accent-italy-language-mamma-mia

• https://apnews.com/article/santacon-2024-christmas-santa-pub-crawl-nyc-b125cec8fc2937cf2a3dbb82a5b6edfa

Special Segment of The Day #1: Truth or Klaus

Special Segment of the Day #2

Krampus’s Naughty List

Interstellar Index (Social links)

IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind

X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/

Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com

Podcast Outro By:

Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”

Edits & Post Production By:

Brent Hand & Joeba Fett

The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇

https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind

Stardate: 81042.6
Recording Status: “Unpredictable”

System Status:

• Zero attempted transcription… Result: [ERROR 418: I'm a Teapot]
• Notes corrupted due to “unusually high nonsense levels.” Recovery efforts initiated…

[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]

: “Okay, Ripley, what’s the one thing you’d NEVER tell a Wookiee after three margaritas?”
: “That the mullet’s coming back. It’s not, Joeba. It’s just not.”
: "Requesting permission to self-destruct... Denied."

Highlights (if you can call them that):

• : “Would an Ewok get a discount on a booster seat?”
• : “Never trust a guy with two monocles. Commit to the full goggles or get out.”
• [Random Tangent Detected] - Debate spirals into whether Zero has a "dream job" or if existing in the Swirl is a perpetual nightmare.
• [Error Code 3001: Randomness Detected] – Hosts attempt to define “schlorping” and why it’s banned on most intergalactic dating apps.

System Notes:

• "Does not compute. Hosts are incorrigible."