The much-anticipated Part 2 of the NUNU GAMES has arrived (y'all really seem to like this drop!) People are so desperate for views that they're begging while behind bars. Diddy is allegedly PISSED that Luigi is way more popular than him with other inmates, especially since he's innocent, he says. You wanna know how it smellll?????? Ask George Santos, he know it smell wellllll. He also made it known that Matt Gaetz has a busted mug. We clock how these failed congresspeople are trading makeup tips on their little TV shows. The US military is BLOWN all the way out, with favorability at an all-time low. Their solution? Spend budget to recruit viewers from the Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson shows...lol. And then we haaaad to spill the tea on miss Jumi B Bello, an alleged author with a knack for plagiarism. Whew, everyone is DESPERATE for views in this installment of the Nunu Games.

Happy New Year goyals! We're kicking off 2025 with a two-part special to keep you fed. To start, we talk about how the year is getting off to a bumpy start, with attacks, disasters, and billionaire mess. We deep dive into Mark Zuckerberg's broification and make over of Meta to further dupe Elonka's house. Elonka Musk has been ruffling feathers over in MAGAland with his support of Vivek's H1B visa tweet. Even Dump is getting annoyed, reportedly saying he's tired of having him over at his house all the time and that he hates the AI memes of him kissing President Musk's feet. And then we clock miss Ash Trevino, the evil queen of TikTok Live, who recently released her hit song NUNU. We are truly living in a culture that celebrates mess.

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Oooh girl this may be our best episode yet! The universe gifted us with a buffet of busted the house to feast on. Our fav work from home senator John Fetterman Zoomed into The View to share the dustiest takes. He says Biden should also pardon Dump and that Elon and Vivek are gonna drain the swamp with DOGE. Morning Joe has a total meltdown on air after his viewers accuse him of kissing Dump's ring during his trip to Mar-a-Lagos. Ted Cruz even piled on, saying he was giving kisses down low, which is ironic because Cruz eats Dump's house every chance he gets. We, of course, clock the tea surrounding UnitedHealthcare CEO pewpewer Luigi, who has everyone's kitties roaring on the timeline. And we dig into some of Daily Mail's coverage of Biden and Dump, and how they play equal opportunist for views with the shadiest SEO headlines of all time.

Welcome to the official launch of S2 of Clocking the Nation! Your gurls are back on the busted beat, bringing you the biggest stories on this ran thru, blown out Nation. We're entering Dump 2.0, and we're seeing our predictions and theories from Season 1 take shape right before us. From Elon buying out the country and going full psycho on X, to the manosphere podcasts soaking up more views than legacy media. We start with Elon, who is posting on 10 different X accounts every 5 minutes, what's happening on his fake profiles? Then a rabid Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks goes on a nothing4views rant about Dump and the Dems. Nick Fuentes pepper sprays a 57-year-old vegan activist who showed up at his doorstep to chat and it reminded us of attending UC Berkeley. Then on TikTok, Don Lemon has claimed a permanent spot on our FYP as he goes live every single day to debate the goyas for views. Enjoy and get ready for mess on and off the pod!

Welcome to our SZN finale goyals! We're gearing up for our new fall era, so we wanted to cap off the first season of CTN with a big thank you to all of you. To start, your hosts dive into their origin stories and how growing up as outcasts pushed us to become chronically online girlies with a sense of humor. We also HAVE to clock the Nickocado Avocado tea, everyone thinks he's some mastermind, when we know he was busted from the jump. We share OG tea on him and his impulsive behavior and give our take on why he isn't some gifted marketing genius. Everyone else is trying to Nickocado us as well, we talk Crumbl cookies, Laura Loomer, and Elon Musk who are all encouraged to be thicc and busted for views. Give this one a listen girls, we come for all the Alpha mess destroying the planet.

Welcome back to a new episode goyals! We have all lived through multiple historical events and are entering an even cvntier timeline. To start, we dig into our FAV k!ller, Kyle Rittenhouse aka BustedTheHouse, who was getting eaten alive by MAGAs on X. Why? Because he was casting a ballot for Rand Paul instead of Donald Dump. Speaking of Dump, he took a massive shid on stage at the NABJ, we dissect his latest meltdown for views. And then we clock how crazies like Elon Must and JK Rowling are using The Olympics and trans people for views and likes from weirdos. Then we dive into Bill Maher's Club Ranthru podcast, where he interviews Hawk Tuah girl and serves creepy boomer uncle. We watched his show so you don't have to, and it is even DUSTIER than his primetime program. Enjoy!

Girlies, we're back with an episode right before our last Independence Day. Your co-hosts hit hard on the right-wing brainrot that's taking over our feeds and country. Miss Lily Gaddis has busted the universe on TikTok for views; we clock how her trad wife shtick is flopping because she's too nuts. Donald Trump and Joe Biden went toe to toe in the moldiest debate on Earth. We dive into how Trump is drumming up support online by being anything for views with Logan Paul on TikTok. The right has its own late-night host, Greg Gutfeld, who is going to bring his comedic "talents" to the RNC. We also eat up Justin Timberlake's mid-life crisis, which is long overdue.

Thank you for continuing to listen to our show as the simulation gets more fugly for views. We hope we can continue to bring some joy even in these unprecedented times.

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Ooooweeee, another spicy drop for the goyals. We discuss the ran thru foods, vibes, and health issues plaguing ALL of our houses, no matter how healthy you think you are. While we're all thick and sick, we can take part in the many low-vibrational activities this country has to offer. OpenAI is adding more mess to the fire, considering whether people can use ChatGPT to generate smut and profane material. Our politicians are now coming out as openly ran thru, with RFK Jr. admitting to having brain worms. The spat in the house over eyelashes and Marjorie's bad built butch body is leading all the dusties to share their opinions. We clock John Fetterman, Joe Scarborough, and Hillary Clinton's fugly takes on cable.