Welcome to our SZN finale goyals! We're gearing up for our new fall era, so we wanted to cap off the first season of CTN with a big thank you to all of you. To start, your hosts dive into their origin stories and how growing up as outcasts pushed us to become chronically online girlies with a sense of humor. We also HAVE to clock the Nickocado Avocado tea, everyone thinks he's some mastermind, when we know he was busted from the jump. We share OG tea on him and his impulsive behavior and give our take on why he isn't some gifted marketing genius. Everyone else is trying to Nickocado us as well, we talk Crumbl cookies, Laura Loomer, and Elon Musk who are all encouraged to be thicc and busted for views. Give this one a listen girls, we come for all the Alpha mess destroying the planet.

Welcome back to a new episode goyals! We have all lived through multiple historical events and are entering an even cvntier timeline. To start, we dig into our FAV k!ller, Kyle Rittenhouse aka BustedTheHouse, who was getting eaten alive by MAGAs on X. Why? Because he was casting a ballot for Rand Paul instead of Donald Dump. Speaking of Dump, he took a massive shid on stage at the NABJ, we dissect his latest meltdown for views. And then we clock how crazies like Elon Must and JK Rowling are using The Olympics and trans people for views and likes from weirdos. Then we dive into Bill Maher's Club Ranthru podcast, where he interviews Hawk Tuah girl and serves creepy boomer uncle. We watched his show so you don't have to, and it is even DUSTIER than his primetime program. Enjoy!

Girlies, we're back with an episode right before our last Independence Day. Your co-hosts hit hard on the right-wing brainrot that's taking over our feeds and country. Miss Lily Gaddis has busted the universe on TikTok for views; we clock how her trad wife shtick is flopping because she's too nuts. Donald Trump and Joe Biden went toe to toe in the moldiest debate on Earth. We dive into how Trump is drumming up support online by being anything for views with Logan Paul on TikTok. The right has its own late-night host, Greg Gutfeld, who is going to bring his comedic "talents" to the RNC. We also eat up Justin Timberlake's mid-life crisis, which is long overdue.

Thank you for continuing to listen to our show as the simulation gets more fugly for views. We hope we can continue to bring some joy even in these unprecedented times.

We're linking some fundraisers for people in need in G*aza; this humanitarian crisis is far from over. Please share if you can!


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