• Bed Burritos, Judgy Coffee Makers, and Passive-Aggressive Fitness Trackers - It's Funny News Fix!

  • Jan 17 2025
  • Length: 2 mins
  • Podcast

Bed Burritos, Judgy Coffee Makers, and Passive-Aggressive Fitness Trackers - It's Funny News Fix!

Listen for free

View show details

  • Summary

  • Funny News Fix - January 17th, 2025

    Hey there, news nuts! Welcome to Funny News Fix, where we turn headlines into punchlines! I'm your host, Charlie Chase, and boy, do I have some stories for you today.

    First up, scientists have finally created a self-making bed! That's right - a bed that makes itself. The only problem? It only works when you're still sleeping in it. Users report being violently rolled up like human burritos at 6 AM. Finally, a way to combine your morning workout with complete terror!

    Speaking of mornings, let's talk about something we're all dealing with - those smart home devices that are getting TOO smart. My coffee maker now sends me passive-aggressive notifications. Yesterday it messaged me: Your coffee drinking habits suggest high anxiety. Perhaps try chamomile tea? I didn't buy a coffee maker to be judged, Karen... I mean, Keurig.

    And since we're deep in January, let's discuss these new year's resolutions. Everyone's wearing those fancy fitness trackers, right? Mine has started forming support groups with other fitness trackers in my neighborhood. They meet weekly to discuss their owners' disappointing step counts. I walked past the community center yesterday and saw twenty watches having what looked like an intervention.

    But here's what really gets me - these AI weather apps are something else. Mine now includes a sarcasm setting. Instead of just saying it's cold, it says: It's basically Antarctica out there, but sure, keep wearing those flip-flops, champion. I feel personally attacked, but at least my toes are free!

    Before we wrap up, remember folks: in a world where beds try to burrito you and coffee makers become life coaches, at least we can laugh about it together. Keep it weird, keep it funny, and remember - your fitness tracker is probably talking about you right now.

    This is Charlie Chase reminding you to stay silly, and thanks for listening to Funny News Fix!

    Thanks for listening!
    Show More Show Less
Show More Show Less

What listeners say about Bed Burritos, Judgy Coffee Makers, and Passive-Aggressive Fitness Trackers - It's Funny News Fix!

Average customer ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Audible.co.uk reviews

Amazon reviews
No Reviews are Available