Episodes

  • A Cat Named “The Rhino With Paul Giamatti”: Animorphs Book 16

    A Cat Named “The Rhino With Paul Giamatti”: Animorphs Book 16
    Mar 31 2025

    This week we surf the information superhighway at 38,400 bps. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You've got mail!

    Cast:

    CJ voiced by: CJ

    Elliot voiced by: Elliot

    Joseph voiced by: Joseph

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • It 100% Might Be: Animorphs Book 15

    It 100% Might Be: Animorphs Book 15
    Mar 24 2025

    In this episode of Severance, Mark S reconsiders all of his life choices. Mark S is a shark in this case.

    "Terrifying Tunnel of Sharks" sting provided with the permission of Wolves of Glendale, who are probably the best band ever. If they had Captain Planet rings they would combine to become a haunted 33-year-old who's lost their horse.

    Cast:

    CJ voiced by: CJ

    Elliot voiced by: Elliot

    Joseph voiced by: Joseph

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • A Goat Has Never Had Salad Dressing: Animorphs Book 14

    A Goat Has Never Had Salad Dressing: Animorphs Book 14
    Mar 17 2025

    I could swear I've seen an episode of Scooby Doo that went just like this one...

    Cast:

    CJ voiced by: CJ

    Elliot voiced by: Elliot

    Joseph voiced by: Joseph

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Mad Maxing in the Jungle: Animorphs Book 13

    Mad Maxing in the Jungle: Animorphs Book 13
    Mar 10 2025

    And a Hork-Bajir to you sir!

    Cast:

    CJ voiced by: CJ

    Elliot voiced by: Elliot

    Joseph voiced by: Joseph

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • No One Ever Questions the Second Llama: Animorphs Book 12

    No One Ever Questions the Second Llama: Animorphs Book 12
    Mar 3 2025

    The gang gets reckless again as we definitely don't make a Crocodile Rock parody song...

    (Also, I know, it’s a John Mulaney bit. How I thought a bombastic bit wasn’t his I’ll never know.)

    Cast:

    CJ voiced by: CJ

    Elliot voiced by: Elliot

    Joseph voiced by: Joseph

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Inducing a Sharknado: Animorphs Book 11

    Inducing a Sharknado: Animorphs Book 11
    Feb 24 2025

    A real change of scenery: Jake's living room!

    Cast:

    CJ voiced by: CJ

    Elliot voiced by: Elliot

    Joseph voiced by: Joseph

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Quid Pro Crow: Animorphs Book 10

    Quid Pro Crow: Animorphs Book 10
    Feb 17 2025

    All I’m saying is the movie “Chappie” came out in 2015, and this book came out in 1997, so you do the math.

    Cast:

    CJ voiced by: CJ

    Elliot voiced by: Elliot

    Joseph voiced by: Joseph

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • High-Fiving a Short and Tall Person: Animorphs Book 9

    High-Fiving a Short and Tall Person: Animorphs Book 9
    Feb 10 2025

    This definitely isn't a Tobias book, but it basically is. Wolf Facts!

    Cast:

    CJ voiced by: CJ

    Elliot voiced by: Elliot

    Joseph voiced by: Joseph

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    1 hr and 31 mins