• Reliving The Parent Trap!
    Jan 30 2025

    This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are spelling out L-O-V-E as they relive the 1998 version of "The Parent Trap." From a young Lindsay Lohan to a wild custody arrangement, your cohosts rewatched this classic as 30-somethings to break down the good, the bad, and the nostalgic. Is it an adorable love story, or is it co-parenting gone horribly wrong? They're breaking it down, and taking a trip back to the birth year of the movie's star and the wedding year of the trapped parents-- 1986!

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not affiliated with the film discussed or any of the cast or crew involved, Any commentary in his episode revolves heavily around the fictional characters and does not include any commentary on, endorsement of, or criticisms of the actors or crew, their opinions, controversies, private/professional lives, or anything similar. Nothing said in this podcast should be taken as professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind under any circumstances. Any information discussed is often opinion or banter and not necessarily a non-biased, factual or academically sourced. The views expressed are not intended to be conflated with those of anyone but the hosts, nor are they meant to reflect poorly or otherwise on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

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    40 mins
  • 30-Somethings Play List-O-Mania!
    Jan 23 2025

    Your hosts are making some lists and things are getting chaotic from there! This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are playing a millennial chaos style game they're calling list-o-mania, where they each tell each other the items on random lists and guess the category. From favorite tv quotes to flashbacks to math class, the season of favorite things rages on with a silly game that is helping your cohosts, and hopefully you too, take a breath and find some joy. Plus, a nostalgic trip Back in Time to the late 90s!

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. In addition, the gameplay is, while somewhat inspired by other games, not meant to infringe upon any existing trademarked board games or other activities. Similarities are purely coincidental. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Any discussion about celebrities or persons of note is not meant to reflect on any ongoing allegations or profession issues of the individual(s), but rather nostalgia-centered commentary and personal view. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

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    42 mins
  • More Millennial Conspiracy Theories
    Jan 16 2025

    Season 7 is here and your fav sick, sad millennials are dubbing it the season of embracing their favorite things -- including a part two to one of our favorite throwbacks from Season 1. As children of the early internet, we're no strangers to conspiracy theory rabbit holes and for this episode we dove back in to talk about some of the lighter ones we find most interesting. Now don't worry -- this is still a humorous, light-hearted millennial chaos podcast and we're still just here to have fun! We're not saying we believe any of these theories (peep the disclaimer for more on that). We're here for a good time -- Pop culture, cryptids, vampires, historical happenings, and more that aren't super serious or controversial but fun deep dives into internet-born conspiracy theories are all over this episode. Plus, a trip back to 2003!

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, memories, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The "conspiracy theories" have not been formulated by anyone associated with this podcast -- rather already available information or "evidence" is the work of others and is being presented with opinion and commentary, making it transformative. Any information discussed is often opinion or banter and not necessarily a non-biased, factual or academically sourced. The views expressed are not intended to represent or to reflect poorly or otherwise on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Despite the topics of discussion, neither host is alleging to believe that any theory is true, or that any alternative explanations are false. This is simply for fun conversation. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature.

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    58 mins
  • A Seasonal Season Finale: Holiday Dessert Showdown!
    Dec 12 2024

    It's the Season 6 finale and the 2024 holiday episode your favorite millennial podcast, and your cohosts are taking it to the dessert tray for one more bracket-style competition. This has been the season of brackets, so Clarissa and Kourtney are ending a great feast of episodes with something sweet. They're putting your favorite holiday desserts head-to-head to find out what's the best -- at least in their humble opinions. Gingerbread, cheesecake, fruitcake, pumpkin pie, and more are on the bracket this time as your favorite sick, sad millennials close out Season 6 all while reliving some nostalgic holiday memories. And, since they won't see you for New Year's, Back in Time serves as a 2024 Year in Review where Clarissa and Kourtney unpack what happened in their own lives and what pop culture moments, movies, and shows made their mark.

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS! MORE EPISODES COMING IN 2025!

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Any discussion about celebrities or persons of note is not meant to reflect on any ongoing allegations or profession issues of the individual(s), but rather nostalgia-centered commentary and personal view. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

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    47 mins
  • 30-Somethings Ask: What Could Have Been?
    Dec 5 2024

    Kourtney and Clarissa are back for another episode of your favorite millennial podcast, and this week they are taking a walk down memory lane with some "what-if's" in mind. Everyone has those moments where they wonder what could have been? What if you took that other job? What if you didn't meet your spouse? What if you didn't cancel that third date? This week, your cohosts are asking themselves questions just like that and more to try and think about what their lives might be had they made a few other choices. Some good, some bad, and some just plain different, this week is all about being your own ghost of Christmas past. Plus, a trip back to the late 90s!

    • Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast and Names, details, and timelines have been changed to protect identity. Hosts are only speaking about individual experiences and perspectives — no stories should be taken as factual evidence or allegations of any kind. These are simply memories and stories of the hosts’ perspective. No content in this episode is medical, professional, psychological, legal, or otherwise expert advise and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. Much of the content of this episode and podcast as a whole is meant to be personal, reflective, comedic, and sardonic, and should be consumed with these themes in mind.
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    45 mins
  • Real Talk: Going No Contact
    Nov 28 2024

    This week as many folks are gathering around the Thanksgiving table, Clarissa and Kourtney are sitting down for a real talk episode all about what happens when the table starts to look a little different. Going no contact has become more talked about in society, and is a tough decision to make with family, friends, and other loved ones. The holidays can be an especially difficult time for those who have gone no contact or become estranged, so your favorite sick, sad millennials are unpacking the tough issue, sharing their experiences, and pointing to some psychology and motivational content on the matter to delve into all the moving parts. Plus, the usual trip Back in Time to the 2010s.

    CW: Discussion throughout of family dysfunction, bullying, harassment, abuse, alcohol addiction, and other similar difficult subjects. Please listen with care.

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

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    52 mins
  • Hear Us Out: Fictional Characters We're Attracted To
    Nov 21 2024

    From cartoon villains and candles to obscure movie characters, Kourtney and Clarissa are taking on the "Hear Me Out Cake" concept to discuss the fictional characters who have struck their fancy over the years. Some are conventionally attraction while others are, a stretch of the imagination. But your cohosts are breaking it all down after a trip Back in Time to 1995.

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. Any information discussed is often opinion or banter and not necessarily a non-biased, factual or academically sourced. The views expressed are not intended to be conflated with those of anyone but the hosts, nor are they meant to reflect poorly or otherwise on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

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    42 mins
  • Playing Millennial Pop Culture Guess Who!
    Nov 14 2024

    Were you ever a guest star on Gilmore Girls? Were you an early 2000s heartthrob? Are you a singer in a band? Were you a genie in a bottle?

    These are just a few of the questions Kourtney and Clarissa are throwing back and forth this week as the play a rapid-fire, homemade, and millennial-fied adaptation of the Guess Who game. With a particular focus on the early and mid 2000s, pop culture figures, actors, singers, rappers, and even a few iconic fictional characters are on the board for your cohosts to narrow down in as few questions as possible. Plus, take a trip Back in Time to 2002 for top songs, nostalgic memories, and more!

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, memories, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. Any information discussed is often opinion or banter and not necessarily a non-biased, factual or academically sourced. The views expressed are not intended to represent or to reflect poorly or otherwise on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. In addition, there is no affiliation with any celebrities named or the Hasbro board game "Guess Who." Please enjoy in context.

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    37 mins