Season 7 is here and your fav sick, sad millennials are dubbing it the season of embracing their favorite things -- including a part two to one of our favorite throwbacks from Season 1. As children of the early internet, we're no strangers to conspiracy theory rabbit holes and for this episode we dove back in to talk about some of the lighter ones we find most interesting. Now don't worry -- this is still a humorous, light-hearted millennial chaos podcast and we're still just here to have fun! We're not saying we believe any of these theories (peep the disclaimer for more on that). We're here for a good time -- Pop culture, cryptids, vampires, historical happenings, and more that aren't super serious or controversial but fun deep dives into internet-born conspiracy theories are all over this episode. Plus, a trip back to 2003!

Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, memories, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The "conspiracy theories" have not been formulated by anyone associated with this podcast -- rather already available information or "evidence" is the work of others and is being presented with opinion and commentary, making it transformative. Any information discussed is often opinion or banter and not necessarily a non-biased, factual or academically sourced. The views expressed are not intended to represent or to reflect poorly or otherwise on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Despite the topics of discussion, neither host is alleging to believe that any theory is true, or that any alternative explanations are false. This is simply for fun conversation. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature.

It's the Season 6 finale and the 2024 holiday episode your favorite millennial podcast, and your cohosts are taking it to the dessert tray for one more bracket-style competition. This has been the season of brackets, so Clarissa and Kourtney are ending a great feast of episodes with something sweet. They're putting your favorite holiday desserts head-to-head to find out what's the best -- at least in their humble opinions. Gingerbread, cheesecake, fruitcake, pumpkin pie, and more are on the bracket this time as your favorite sick, sad millennials close out Season 6 all while reliving some nostalgic holiday memories. And, since they won't see you for New Year's, Back in Time serves as a 2024 Year in Review where Clarissa and Kourtney unpack what happened in their own lives and what pop culture moments, movies, and shows made their mark.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! MORE EPISODES COMING IN 2025!

Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Any discussion about celebrities or persons of note is not meant to reflect on any ongoing allegations or profession issues of the individual(s), but rather nostalgia-centered commentary and personal view. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

Kourtney and Clarissa are back for another episode of your favorite millennial podcast, and this week they are taking a walk down memory lane with some "what-if's" in mind. Everyone has those moments where they wonder what could have been? What if you took that other job? What if you didn't meet your spouse? What if you didn't cancel that third date? This week, your cohosts are asking themselves questions just like that and more to try and think about what their lives might be had they made a few other choices. Some good, some bad, and some just plain different, this week is all about being your own ghost of Christmas past. Plus, a trip back to the late 90s!

• Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast and Names, details, and timelines have been changed to protect identity. Hosts are only speaking about individual experiences and perspectives — no stories should be taken as factual evidence or allegations of any kind. These are simply memories and stories of the hosts’ perspective. No content in this episode is medical, professional, psychological, legal, or otherwise expert advise and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. Much of the content of this episode and podcast as a whole is meant to be personal, reflective, comedic, and sardonic, and should be consumed with these themes in mind.