LOVE AND LUST ARE IN THE AIR! That’s right, we’re starting the Eugene and Katrina story arc today, and it’s more erotic than you remember. Or at least our interpretation of it is. Join us for Adventures in Odyssey’s “Truth, Trivia, and ‘Trina!”

Discussion topics include:

-Orca audiobook high book

-What we considered strong language in our evangelical childhood homes

-Where do we rank library girls?

-Are all library boys gay?

-The war on men

-Johnny Appleseed

-Virginity Rocks t-shirts

-Bart Rathbone’s super PAC

-Eye color

-The German Revolutions of 1848

-The Mexican-American War

-Albums we stole from church

We'd like to dedicate this episode to the gooner bros, because this week we're talking about Adventures in Odyssey's THE TWILIFE ZONE. Our good buddy Phil Lollar wanted this episode to be about drugs, but he made it completely about goonin' with your best pals, and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Not only are we going to talk about this absurd eppy about choking the chicken, but Parsnip and Pigeon are going to talk shit on a girl they went to Christian school with while Percy makes a lot of penis jokes. Like, a lot of penis jokes.

Other discussion topics include:

-2W1C genital update

-Pigeon goes AMAB, scares everyone

-Parsnip favorite fun fact about Percy's feet

-2025: The Year of Hatred

-Percy's Bible vocab word of the day!

-The Rumor Weed (not that weed)

-Every young woman’s battle (according to Parsnip)

-Barefoot shoes and the kinky boys who love them

-Demanding toys

-Exvangelical eastern religion flirtations

Get out your longjohns and warm socks, because we’re going skiing whether you like it or not. We’re going on a ski vacation with the Barclay family, AND LOOK OUT BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING TO COME ACROSS SOME HOTTIES ON THE SLOPES. Also, the level to which each of us enjoyed this episode seems to relate directly to our relationships with our families, so that’s fun. Try it on yourself!

Discussion topics include:

-Extreme Days (2002)

-Orcas vs. great white sharks

-Commercial jingles

-Punctuation

-Other stuff I didn’t note

As a special Christmas treat or perhaps an additional chore, here's a bunch of our deleted scenes over the past few months. You know, stuff that was just TOO GOOD (obviously) to go in the regular poddy.

Merry Christmas, bitches! Join us for the official 2 Whits 1 Cup drinking game as we talk about an Adventures in Odyssey episode we all loved: A CHRISTMAS CONUNDRUM! Our girl Kathy Buchanan was FEELING. HER. SELF. as she wrote this one, and we love her for it. Oh, and if you decide to play the drinking game … look out.

Discussion topics include:

-Baby’s first Harlow Doyle, Private-I reference

-Erewhon

-A plane crash

-A bonus plane crash

-What do men do?

-Let Whit die!

-Aladdin’s Castle

-Tom’s big-dicked dog

-#NoAnalDecember

-Infinity scarves

This episode is brought to you by Covenant Eyes and XHamster, and it’s time for us to take a break after we fought so valiantly in the war on Christmas last week. That’s why we’re talking about PEACE ON EARTH, the story of John Avery Whittaker avoiding self-improvement by forcing himself on people he doesn’t think celebrate Christmas according to his standard.

Discussion topics include:

-Christian school humility

-9/11

-It’s a Wonderful Life

-Gay Christmas song parodies

-Whit’s coke habit

-What about Tommy time?

-Bear Jesus

-Hand sanitizer

-A Christmas madlib

-Christmas with the Kranks

Be sure to silence the jingle bells on your weaponry, ladies, because we’re MARSHALing (pun) our forces to fight the war on Christmas today! Adventures in Odyssey unleashed the first strike in this unending struggle with the 1992 episode, THE LIVING NATIVITY. Our discussion of it has everything you’re looking for in a holiday special: readings Supreme Court rulings, angry yelling, rude humor, sexual references, and a play-on-words with the word “erection.”

Discussion topics include:

-Christmas nut sacks

-Constitutional law

-What the hell is in ex-Chelsea’s deo?

-Family, freedom, and fartin’

-No more publicly displaying your wood at Christmas

-Celebrating the holidays with something new up your butt

-Gay Zoroastrian wizards

-Whit the bounty hunter

-Onomatopoeias in other languages

-Don’t call it pop

-Ice cream’s eternal war against electronics?

-See You At the Pole

-Odyssey’s governmental structure

-Shopping as a form of gloating

Lace up those boots, it's time for war! Oh, and Christmas. Parsnip proudly --- and Percy and Pigeon reticently --- present SNOW DAY. In this episode, Pigeon gives us a rousing speech, Parsnip teaches us about root vegetables, and Percy tells a recent sex story that violently triggers Parsnip's asthma. There really is no time quite like Christmas!

Discussion topics include:

-Thanksgiving recap

-Pugs and orcas

-K-Love

-Snow trumpet

-The differences between rutabagas and parsnips

-Further confirmation of Alex Jefferson’s homosexuality

-Montana State University football

-Hawk Nelson Christmas is back in play

-Water buffaloes

-Odyssey’s underground tunnels

-John Fornoff’s secrets

-Who cares for Cal Jordan?

Resources mentioned:

-“Where Are You Christmas?” (pop punk version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6CAIeNl_c