Join us as we loosen our corsets and look back on the adventure that was the Novacom Saga! We play some Novacom trivia, retrace the steps that brought us to this horrible place, and talk about where we’re going next.

Discussion topics include:

-Walmart brand Imagination Stations

-What would’ve made us have more compassion for Whit?

-Parsnip yelled at Pigeon in the grocery store

-Dating on Hinge

-If you kill Chris, you have to take her job

-Monica is the new Tasha

-Where were the investigative journalists?

-The kids discover the Novabox is making people buy Fizzy Cola, Greasly Chips, and birdhouses

-Stepping barefoot on peanuts

Holy moly, we made it through the entire Novacom saga! Today, we’re wrapping it up with EXIT, and my god is Pigeon in a snit about this one. To be fair, not a single bit of the episode makes any sense, and it’s a very unsatisfying conclusion to a 28-episode saga. Enjoy, bitches!

Discussion topics include:

-Drag names

-RuPaul’s connection to Andromeda

-Mitch and Connie’s new kink

-Give us that applesauce!

-T-9 texting will save the world

-Recidivism rates in Campbell County

-“Radical Acceptance” by Tara Brach (it’ll help with this episode)

-Connie’s WAP

-Proof that the writers are horny for Monica Stone

Oh, girl! We are so close to the end of Novacom. Today, we’ve got EXACTLY AS PLANNED, the penultimate episode of the saga! And if the plan was to piss us off, then the writers of Adventures in Odyssey achieved that goal.

Discussion topics include:

-9/11

-Prayer stats

-Mrs. Bennet is the anxious queen we need

-IHeart Radio is the new Andromeda

-We are football girlies

-Mr. Charles’ berserker mode

-Daisy-chaining radio towers

-You can’t use fiction to teach about prayer

-What we do now in place of praying to God

ALL RISE! PODDY COURT IS NOW IN SESSION! Tom did a domestic terrorism, and there’s also election meddling and institutionalized misogyny, but the real crime on trial here is EXPECT THE WORST, this week’s eppy of Adventures in Odyssey. This is the third-to-last chapter of the Novacom saga, and … well … the title is appropriate.

Discussion topics include:

-Overthinkin’ the Novabox

-Who’s still having guilty orgasms?

-Campbell County commission election analysis

-Misogyny in the Wonderworld Detective Club!

-Do we still owe our allegiance to the AWANA flag?

-It’s time to talk to your kids about Bathsheba

-Episode-selection strategy for falling asleep to Adventures in Odyssey

-Dueling Alex Jones impressions

-The AIO writers’ shocking lack of basic legal knowledge

Welcome back, Jellicle Cats. Glad you could join us for Part 2 of our discussion about the Adventures in Odyssey episode EXCEPTIONAL CIRCUMSTANCES. This week, the AIO writers get a little anti-vaxxy, and Parsnip can’t pronounce “Gethsemane.” So, pretty par for the course.

Discussion topics include:

-Is the Rum Tum Tugger asexual?

-We learn about lithromanticism

-A word-association game no one really likes

-Circumcision in the United States

-What happened to Percy’s foreskin?

-A Walk to Remember (2002)

-Adventures in Odyssey is moral relativist garbage

-Gooning out to Hot Jesus

-How’s the “Heaven Is For Real” kid doing?

-The titular Timmy is trans

We’re in the home stretch of the Novacom saga! This week, we’ve got the first half of our conversation about EXCEPTIONAL CIRCUMSTANCES. We had a lot to say, so you’ll have to wait for Part 2 next week. In this eppy, Tom brings home his ace wife, we find out how Mitch is alive, and Jason says a big naughty.

Discussion topics include:

-Jesus’ many holes

-How witness protection works

-What pronouns to use when hiring a hitman

-How to write the opening sentence of your news article

-Purdue University football

-Straight people hate intimacy so they made art

-Campbell County Community College’s strict policy against posthumous awards

-Q-ADAnon

Yank on those loose threads, poddypals, because this week, it’s time for THE UNRAVELING. Percy and Parsnip have been keeping a big secret from Pigeon, and it’s finally time to reveal it. That makes Pigeon a little grumpy, but to be fair, they were pretty upset through this whole thing. Mandy, Alex, and Cal derp around being useless for 75% of the episode, and Connie maybe falls in love with Mitch’s sister?

Discussion topics include:

-Pigeon gets their 6-month performance review

-Do the men Percy sleeps with even have fingernails?

-MATH BLASTER!

-Parsnip’s high school nickname

-Housing issues facing the bird community

-Walgreens: When you’re here, you’re family

-Pigeon’s Geography Slam Hour

-Are the dead spying on us?

-These things: https://www.amazon.com/Basic-Fun-Fisher-Price-Play-Recorder/dp/B0722RSJXV

-Deadnaming AREM

-Connie’s lesbian alternate timeline

-More Pigeon yelling, tbh

Time to write another eppy description. OK. Today, it’s BOX OF MIRACLES! Whooooaaa! Whit might be a relatable queen for once? But also, there’s trouble stirring in his homosexual relationship with Tom? Find out all about it as we dip back into Adventures in Odyssey’s Novacom saga!

Discussion topics include:

-Nathan Hoobler’s big cameltoe

-When God kills a kitten

-Horse blinding

-Muffins

-Vibes vs. evidence

-Mary gets beheaded!