LOVE AND LUST ARE IN THE AIR! That’s right, we’re starting the Eugene and Katrina story arc today, and it’s more erotic than you remember. Or at least our interpretation of it is. Join us for Adventures in Odyssey’s “Truth, Trivia, and ‘Trina!”

Discussion topics include:

-Orca audiobook high book

-What we considered strong language in our evangelical childhood homes

-Where do we rank library girls?

-Are all library boys gay?

-The war on men

-Johnny Appleseed

-Virginity Rocks t-shirts

-Bart Rathbone’s super PAC

-Eye color

-The German Revolutions of 1848

-The Mexican-American War

-Albums we stole from church

We'd like to dedicate this episode to the gooner bros, because this week we're talking about Adventures in Odyssey's THE TWILIFE ZONE. Our good buddy Phil Lollar wanted this episode to be about drugs, but he made it completely about goonin' with your best pals, and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Not only are we going to talk about this absurd eppy about choking the chicken, but Parsnip and Pigeon are going to talk shit on a girl they went to Christian school with while Percy makes a lot of penis jokes. Like, a lot of penis jokes.

Other discussion topics include:

-2W1C genital update

-Pigeon goes AMAB, scares everyone

-Parsnip favorite fun fact about Percy's feet

-2025: The Year of Hatred

-Percy's Bible vocab word of the day!

-The Rumor Weed (not that weed)

-Every young woman’s battle (according to Parsnip)

-Barefoot shoes and the kinky boys who love them

-Demanding toys

-Exvangelical eastern religion flirtations

Get out your longjohns and warm socks, because we’re going skiing whether you like it or not. We’re going on a ski vacation with the Barclay family, AND LOOK OUT BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING TO COME ACROSS SOME HOTTIES ON THE SLOPES. Also, the level to which each of us enjoyed this episode seems to relate directly to our relationships with our families, so that’s fun. Try it on yourself!

Discussion topics include:

-Extreme Days (2002)

-Orcas vs. great white sharks

-Commercial jingles

-Punctuation

-Other stuff I didn’t note