Join us as we loosen our corsets and look back on the adventure that was the Novacom Saga! We play some Novacom trivia, retrace the steps that brought us to this horrible place, and talk about where we’re going next.

Discussion topics include:

-Walmart brand Imagination Stations

-What would’ve made us have more compassion for Whit?

-Parsnip yelled at Pigeon in the grocery store

-Dating on Hinge

-If you kill Chris, you have to take her job

-Monica is the new Tasha

-Where were the investigative journalists?

-The kids discover the Novabox is making people buy Fizzy Cola, Greasly Chips, and birdhouses

-Stepping barefoot on peanuts

Holy moly, we made it through the entire Novacom saga! Today, we’re wrapping it up with EXIT, and my god is Pigeon in a snit about this one. To be fair, not a single bit of the episode makes any sense, and it’s a very unsatisfying conclusion to a 28-episode saga. Enjoy, bitches!

Discussion topics include:

-Drag names

-RuPaul’s connection to Andromeda

-Mitch and Connie’s new kink

-Give us that applesauce!

-T-9 texting will save the world

-Recidivism rates in Campbell County

-“Radical Acceptance” by Tara Brach (it’ll help with this episode)

-Connie’s WAP

-Proof that the writers are horny for Monica Stone

Oh, girl! We are so close to the end of Novacom. Today, we’ve got EXACTLY AS PLANNED, the penultimate episode of the saga! And if the plan was to piss us off, then the writers of Adventures in Odyssey achieved that goal.

Discussion topics include:

-9/11

-Prayer stats

-Mrs. Bennet is the anxious queen we need

-IHeart Radio is the new Andromeda

-We are football girlies

-Mr. Charles’ berserker mode

-Daisy-chaining radio towers

-You can’t use fiction to teach about prayer

-What we do now in place of praying to God