• Call of the Wild: Buck Wild
    Jan 24 2025

    From the fireside of California to the brutal winter of Alaska; Buck learns it's kill or be killed for this mutt. That won't stop him from becoming a legend though. He'll literally bite your throat out. Don't play with the boy

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Animal Farm: Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad
    Jan 10 2025

    This week we read Animal Farm by George Orwell. Animals take over their farm for freedom only to be enslaved by pigs. You give a mediocre male the tiniest bit of power....You want a dictatorship?? This is how you get dictatorships. This is why reading is important.

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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • A Christmas Carol: Guilt Tripping Made Popular
    Dec 27 2024

    Awfully bad attitude to have with a name like Ebenezer Scrooge. Your boomer grandparents only wish they could be this intolerable of the poors. Hear as an old crotchety man is bullied by ghosts into being a good person. This should happen more often. Charles Dickens really crushed with this one in 1843

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Beowulf: Michael Jordan of Monster Slaying
    Dec 20 2024

    Get in nerds! We're reading Beowulf. In a battle of bad neighbors only a true warrior can save the Danes. You've never fought 9 sea monsters while in a swimming competition? You don't have the grip strength of 30 men? Loser.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • The Most Dangerous Game: Denim Chain Mail
    Dec 10 2024

    This week we read a story about the 2nd most dangerous game next to clubbing at Parliament House in Orlando circa 2013. Written by Richard Connell. Zaroff is just passionate about his hobby guys. Rainsford just needs to get into the spirit of the game. What? Y'all don't be hunting humans?? Follow us for more open water survival tips.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • The Crucible: Witches & Hoes
    Nov 22 2024

    In this Arthur Miller play 15 people die, because a farmer cheats on his wife. Fake witches, fake Christians, but real treachery. The lies of the many outweigh the truth of the few in 1600's Salem.

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: Cryptic Crackhead
    Nov 8 2024

    This week we read The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. Why go to therapy when you could take drugs to split your personality and let the worst version of yourself wreak havoc? Why get a hobby when you could stalk an acquaintance just to know their business?

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Frankenstein: Daddy Issues
    Nov 1 2024

    Mary Shelley really put her foot in this one. Put all your thoughts on this book aside. Dr. Frankenstein is the OG deadbeat dad. The "monster" is just trying to make friends...and take revenge...We swear it's justifiable though!

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    1 hr and 49 mins