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Zombie Turkeys

How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys: Life After Life, Volume 1

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Zombie Turkeys

By: Andy Zach
Narrated by: Phil Blechman
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Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny. Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee-deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world. With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not listen to Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.

©2016 Andy Zach (P)2017 Andy Zach
Fiction Humorous Literature & Fiction Fantasy Zombie Heartfelt Witty Comedy
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Funny 😂😂

Hilariously eyes watering funny!!! Narrator was perfect 👌 his voices and woman’s narrator was brilliant his turkeys call toooooooooo funny you will have to listen to know what I mean!!

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