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  • Trump Ninja vs. Fake America: "You're Welcome"

  • Trump Ninja, Book 7
  • By: Trump Ninja
  • Narrated by: Trump Ninja
  • Length: 1 hr and 4 mins

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Trump Ninja vs. Fake America: "You're Welcome"

By: Trump Ninja
Narrated by: Trump Ninja
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Summary

Disagree with Donald Trump? Then, you are a fake American.

Donald Trump does not want you to listen to this (totally unauthorized and fictional) diary, and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his "secret identity".

We see a confusion-sewing, conspiracy-spreading, fragile, racist, sexist narcissist. But then, he sees a ninja: Trump Ninja.

From the guy who calls white supremacists "very fine people" and tells them to stand back and stand by in case he loses the election comes a brand-new book for your outrage and amusement.

Trump Ninja vs. Fake America sees our colluder-in-chief realizing that the only way to stop all of these annoying libtards, BLM, and Antifa-types from disagreeing with him, laughing at him, criticizing him, and voting him out of office is to get rid of them all entirely. Especially those terrible, no good losers from S.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E., the secret conspiracy behind the conspiracies.

Excerpt from classified entry included below:

"I’m proud to unveil my new plan for a new America. A much better America. We are going to make America great forever. It will take us a long time to clean up the terrible toxic mess that the liberals have made of this country, but you’re going to love my plan."

Trump Ninja vs. Fake America. Kerpowie! Go get it.

Trump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best seller list with the super-secret (a.k.a. fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen. Trump Ninja vs. Fake America is book seven in the seven-book Trump Ninja series. Get them all today!

©2020 Trump Ninja (P)2020 Trump Ninja
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