
The Haunted Forest Tour
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Joe Hempel
About this listen
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn't even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws - you'll see them all!
Not thrilling enough? Well, it's Halloween, and so we're offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you're guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100 percent safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever.
We promise.
©2007 James A. Moore and Jeff Strand (P)2018 TantorWhat listeners say about The Haunted Forest Tour
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- MR
- 06-02-19
brilliant story totally unbelievable but great fun
not too scary or gory but an interesting twist to the genre. it was obvious a simple team ride would be easy but a nice twist took place
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- Becky
- 01-12-24
great monsters
I loved the monsters, but for me that's all that was going on. It's a bit of fun for fans of the genre but I prefer a but more meat to my story and not just monster descriptions and deaths. I think I would of enjoyed this more as a paperback, just personal preference but I found it had to get through as an audio production.
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- SarahC1985
- 06-09-18
Talk about a terrifying tour!
This book answered all my requests for a seriously scary horror. It's one of those books you can read, knowing you're at home, safe, and it doesn't really exist! I think if I'd been there, I'd have had a heart attack before anything else could happen to me! I read a reviewer on Amazon, and I totally agree. After reading the tour guide blurb on the cover, I just had to read it! I love haunted houses etc, but that is something else! There were parts which made me cry, without giving away any spoilers! I also really like Jo Hempel, the fact I think he has a nice voice aside, he is a very good narator, and he really brings this to life, and you could almost believe you were watching it all happen. Although nowa days with health and safety, I don't think this would ever happen in real life, even if such a thing existed! I asked myself before reading, would I go on this tour? Answer is, probably not, as I'm blind so wouldn't see anything, but would I even if I could? To be honest, I don't care how safe their trams are, answer is probably still no! You want a horror book which doesn't skimp on the detail, read this. It doesn't take long to get started! I would definitely recommend this book to anyone who loves horror! But don't read before sleep! Enjoy!
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- Sarah
- 07-02-19
Packed with gore and suspense at every turn!
An easy book to get through with lots to keep it exciting. Rven when you have to put it down for a while, it's quick to enjoy again.
Lots of characters to keep up with but enough descriptors to learn them quickly without killing the flow.
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- Cookie Monster
- 16-05-19
brilliant
very good storyline. I loved this book.would recommend this book to friends and family. thanks.
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- Deemon Black
- 29-01-24
It’s fun horror story. Doesn’t test you.
Easy listen with good characters. Enjoyed it but it’s not exactly highbrow. Simple and fun. Not much more to say.
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- Broken
- 29-09-24
What promise this had....
This started out amazing, but unfortunately by the middle it became a bore... and I actually gave up listening multiple times. From the start of the book I had honestly thought I'd found a gem! But it was not to be. it's a shame. it could of been better. The ending was expected. Would of gave 2 stars had it not had such a good beginning.
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- michael bailey
- 06-01-19
Not a ghost story
What can I say? I enjoyed it but not really my sort of thing. My fault I should have read the synopsis. But if you are into monsters, other dimensional transference, plots of world take over then you are in for a rare treat. And what ever you don't get too attached to attached to characters!
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- Ms J. Wilkinson
- 25-02-19
A haunting read
I’m surprised I enjoyed this book, but I very much did.
It’s a gory festival of heroism and demonic possession. There are some very funny parts, and some that make your stomach churn.
It’s a page turner ( or in my case in audio) and I would recommend it.
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- asbestostony
- 21-06-19
Terrific story!
This really is terrific! The pace is relentless from start to finish with monsters around every corner. If I were to confront a monster in real life, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be overly concerned with details of appearance other than general size, colour and number of limbs, teeth and eyes. Nor would I minutely dissect the devouring of a victim. It would just happen to and around me and my only concern would be to survive. That's what I really enjoyed in this audiobook. The descriptions of both monsters and monstrous deeds leave plenty for your imagination to work on. The narrator's performance is perfect too. He just lets it happen......
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