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  • The Bitchy Waiter

  • Tales, Tips & Trials from a Life in Food Service
  • By: Darron Cardosa
  • Narrated by: Darron Cardosa
  • Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)

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By: Darron Cardosa
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Summary

Millions of people have, at some point in their lives, waited tables. Some did it only in college or got out by sheer determination, good luck...or suicide. Others took it on as permanent employment. And many remain haunted by nightmare scenarios where they are the sole servers in restaurants packed with complaining patrons.

For all those disenchanted current and former food service employees, Darron Cardosa has your back. His career began at a Texas steakhouse in 1984, and since 2008 he's vented his frustrations on the popular blog The Bitchy Waiter.

A snarky mix of David Sedaris, Anthony Bourdain, Erma Bombeck, and Mo Rocca, Cardosa distills 30 years of food service into dark, funny tales - about crazy customers, out-of-control egos, and what really goes on in that fancy restaurant - that anyone who worked in the industry will recognize and relate to.

©2016 Darron Cardosa (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
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A Server's Best Friend

Loved it. The author/narrator paints a really vivid picture with his words. Every server can truly relate to these stories. ❤️

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