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Girth

By: Alex Henderson
Narrated by: Alex Henderson
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Summary

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nitpicking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?

Alex Henderson's outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.

Much bigger!

©2013 Alex Henderson (P)2023 Alex Henderson

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