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  • BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona

  • Shopocalypse Saga, Book 3
  • By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
  • Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
  • Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (25 ratings)

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BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona

By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
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Summary

A leader dead. A complicated relationship lost. And a conglomerate angered...

After unwittingly becoming the CEO of the growing Silken Sands Affiliate, Tyson finds himself in an increasingly dangerous Arizonan desert, the protector of a growing community of Nu-Earth humans faced with the very real possibility of total corporate annihilation.

Dearth wants their land, and they will not take no for an answer. But behind Tyson stand a growing band of capable administrators and heroes, and a community of people who believe in him. He is their leader. They trust in him, even if he doesn't trust in himself.

Powerful multiversal forces are at play. Market upsets, brilliant purchases, and the invisible hand slide, slap, and strangle as the campaign for Arizona state rages, and Silken Sands digs in for a decisive battle.

This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity. There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression.

BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher completes the How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona story arc, but the Shopocalypse Saga will continue.

©2023 Joseph Phelps and Damien Hanson (P)2023 Podium Audio

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this series just keeps getting better and is now firmly in my top 5. Be a smart shopper and buy this book

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Best new series I've found in ages, five stars, can't wait for the next installment

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The Overall Story is Solid but...

I've weathered 3 books of Wayne Mitchell screaming like he's on fire in every combat scene (of which there are many) and I'm not sure I can handle any more.

He. Is. Trying. FAR. TOO. HARD. IN. EVERY. SCENE.

If you come from almost any other audio book the tone shift is extreme, and you'll want to turn your volume down by a couple of notches immediately. That's before you get to the cringefest scenes involving the one-dimensional sex snake, Moles (spelling uncertain). She, like the other 2 human female characters have no discernable personality instead being a 1-stop charicature, but Moles' characterisation by Cap'n Overacting is absolutely woeful. He's trying for Southern Belle meets Marilyn Monroe, however he nails "severe brain injury" instead.

It makes every Moles chapter unbearably awful - and they're pretty cringeworthy in the way they're written to begin with - and they crop up regularly.

Sorry, Mr Mitchell, I'm sure you're a lovely guy but your approach to audiobooks isn't for me.

Onto the story. It's fine. A solid continuation... except it's all just a little too easy. Our protagonist is indestructable now. That's one threat not to have to worry about. In this book we've gone from struggling to fend off some wildlife to taking down a pan-galactic mega corporation, jacking their space elevator, dispatching entire armies single-handed. Crumbs.

Not sure I'll be back for book 4. It's a nice idea, but simple-man-builds-successful-affiliate is the story I'm here for, and it seems that it's taking a back seat.

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