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All I Want for Christmas Is Revenge

By: K.A. Merikan
Narrated by: Simon Dornet, Nick J. Russo
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Summary

"I will kill the men who murdered your family… for a price. You will be mine."

Saint

Being a hitman is the loneliest of jobs. We don't have many friends. Some don't even have family. Lovers? Try explaining to your boyfriend why there's blood on your shirt.

Christmas is the worst time to be alone. This year, love is in the cards for me, all thanks to a letter I found in the street.

It reads, "Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is revenge…"

At first, I'm intrigued by the words, the grisly details, and the rage steaming off the page. The author doesn't know it yet, but we are a perfect fit. His bloodthirst is equal to mine, his creativity in coming up with ways to kill is admirable, and when I track him down, I instantly fall for the wrath in his dark eyes.

His wish is my command if he's ready to pay the price—being mine.

Rowan

My therapist always tells me I should let go of my pain and rage. But I don't want to let go. I want the men who attacked my family dead.

I never thought I'd get my wish granted. But there's a catch. The handsome monster who abducts me to his lair wants me as his payment.

Me, the strange loner filled with bitterness and sarcasm. Me, who never even had a boyfriend. Me, with my cane and irrational fears.

I'd sell my soul to the Devil for revenge, so I might as well offer my body to a seductive assassin. After all, he cooks well, kills people, buys me bath bombs… What else could I want in a boyfriend?

All I Want for Christmas is Revenge is a standalone M/M dark romance where an obsessive hitman desperate for love zeroes in on a young man willing to trade his life for revenge (and cute Christmas dates). Themes and tropes include: size difference, assassin, mistrust, snowed in, small town, revenge, loneliness, illicit arrangement, possessive hero, past trauma, dark humor, abduction, first love, soulmates, age gap, disabled hero, morally gray. For mature listeners.

©2023 K.A. Merikan (P)2024 Podium Audio
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It was great listening to Saint and Rowan it’s been a while since I read it but it was one of those books that sticks with you . I’m not sure I’ve listened to anything by Simon Dornet before and I really enjoyed his narration he paired really well with Nick whose narration is always 5 star .

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