RJ Blain
Doggone Mess
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Whiskers on Kittens
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 22
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2
The next time a friend dared her to steal something, Kelsie would say no. Should the friend also be a succubus, not only would she say no, she would run for the nearest border faster than a bat fleeing the dark depths of hell.
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Whiskers on Kittens
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 22
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 22
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 15-10-24
- Language: English
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The Flame Game
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count), Book 16
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
A corrupt police chief is on the loose, and it falls to Bailey and Quinn to put an end to him before he finds some way to weaponize the spreading rabies virus, create yet another batch of potent gorgon dust, and otherwise wreck Bailey’s happily ever after....
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The Flame Game
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count), Book 16
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 16
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 07-08-23
- Language: English
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Serial Killer Princess
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1
Why would anyone put a mermaid and a gorgon in the same room together? While Tulip enjoys being alive, her lineage brings her nothing but trouble....
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Serial Killer Princess
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 4
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 03-08-23
- Language: English
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Murder Mittens
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
Becoming a bounty hunter and taking on the call sign of Murder Mittens wasn’t Harri’s brightest move, but what’s a lynx to do with millions of debt while working a customer service gig....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another winner!
- By TheNameless on 11-11-23
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Murder Mittens
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 17
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 17-07-23
- Language: English
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Burn, Baby, Burn
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count)
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Nicole Blessing
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance2 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Recruiting Tiffany “Perkette” Perkins to be her partner-in-crime isn’t the best idea, but nothing says fun quite like a road trip, and Perkette the Misdemeanor Collecting Queen could teach the devil a thing or two about having a good time....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Love the book, can’t bear this narrator
- By Avid Kindler on 25-04-24
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Burn, Baby, Burn
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count)
- Narrated by: Nicole Blessing
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 12
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 07-08-23
- Language: English
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Playing with Fire
- By: R. J. Blain
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Catering to the magical is a tough gig on a good day, but Bailey has few other options. Spiking drinks with pixie dust keeps the locals happy and beats cleaning up the world’s nastiest magical substances.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of the funniest books ever
- By Anette on 24-03-24
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Playing with Fire
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 22-07-23
- Language: English
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Plaidypus
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count), Book 19
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
After a close encounter of the hotspot kind, Nadine’s paws are full figuring out how to feed her thirsty vampire of a brother, trying to convince the CDC she actually can be a shapeshifter infected with the lycanthropy virus, and dodging the pack of crazy women out for her blood....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic as always!
- By TheNameless on 10-11-23
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Plaidypus
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count), Book 19
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 19
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 17-07-23
- Language: English
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Hoofin' It
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Wesley Nelson
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A magical favourite
- By Avid Kindler on 15-11-23
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Hoofin' It
- Narrated by: Wesley Nelson
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 2
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 17-07-23
- Language: English
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Booked for Murder
- Vigilante Magical Librarians, Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 1
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Life as a bodyguard and driver for the rich, famous, and powerful is dangerous on a good day, and after sustaining a crippling injury while on duty, Janette’s left with few options. Having signed a "for life" contract but unable to work, she uses her skills to disappear....
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Booked for Murder
- Vigilante Magical Librarians, Book 1
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: Vigilante Magical Librarians, Book 1
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 17-07-23
- Language: English
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Hearth, Home, and Havoc
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Dakota had never intended to become the single mother of a goddess, but after her abusive ex storms back into her life, she’ll do anything necessary to protect her family....
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Hearth, Home, and Havoc
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 3
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 02-08-23
- Language: English
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A Chip on Her Shoulder
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count)
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
After a deal with loan sharks sours, Darlene's brother is permanently transformed into a chipmunk. Not one to accept impossibility as a good excuse for failure, she's determined to rescue her brother and secure revenge against those who'd poisoned him with grade-a transformatives....
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A Chip on Her Shoulder
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count)
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 15
- Length: 9 hrs
- Release date: 17-07-23
- Language: English
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Double Trouble
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Juliana Solo
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
Layla, a recovering drug addict, reformed kleptomaniac, and general troublemaker, believes she has a one-way ticket straight to hell to go with her general rap sheet. Instead of jail time, she’s ordered to perform 90 days of community service....
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Double Trouble
- Narrated by: Juliana Solo
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 13
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 17-07-23
- Language: English
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Catnapped
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count)
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
When someone steals Diana’s cat, a former lab animal rescued from death’s door, she calls on one of the most dangerous beings in the universe for help. Cutting a deal with the devil isn’t the smartest move, but there’s no way in hell she’ll abandon Mr. Flooferson the Magnificent to his fate....
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Catnapped
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a Body Count)
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 18
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 17-07-23
- Language: English
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Doggone Mess
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 20
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 14 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
As the sole holdout of the corporate buyout of her apartment building, Joyce Gray is determined to transform her stubborn pride into a masterpiece in order to stay off the streets. Dipping her hands into the dark world of bounty hunting would give her the funds needed to find a new home....
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5 out of 5 stars
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RJB does it again!
- By TheNameless on 11-08-23
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Doggone Mess
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 20
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 20
- Length: 14 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 28-07-23
- Language: English
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Blood Bound
- A Lowrance Vampires Novel
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Tracey Rooney
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
After waking in a shallow grave and clawing her way to freedom, Penelope Francis hunts for the rogue who stole her life and transformed her into a vampire. Despite being corrupted into a feared preternatural, she clings to her humanity and refuses to prey on innocents....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love this story
- By Kim on 23-10-23
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Blood Bound
- A Lowrance Vampires Novel
- Narrated by: Tracey Rooney
- Series: Lowrance Vampires, Book 1
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 07-08-23
- Language: English
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Client from Hell
- A Magically Hellish Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Tracey Rooney
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
As far as plans go, Sandra Moore rather likes hers. It’s simple. It gets the job done. It reduces the devil’s house to smoldering ruins. Life is good—at least for the year she has left of it, assuming the devil doesn’t kill her first....
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Client from Hell
- A Magically Hellish Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 1
- Narrated by: Tracey Rooney
- Series: A Magically Hellish Comedy (with a body count), Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 07-08-23
- Language: English
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Fowl Play
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Instead of a quiet dance retreat where she could escape the insanity of being the daughter of an angel, a succubus, and a lycanthrope, Emma Sansaul plummets into the middle of murder, mayhem, and mischief....
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Fowl Play
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 9
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 03-08-23
- Language: English
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101 Ways to Die
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 21
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
Officer McMarin of the NYPD is in for the ride of her life when the Chief Quinns storm into her station, promote her to the rank of detective, and relocate her to Manhattan....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Delightful
- By TheNameless on 11-01-24
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101 Ways to Die
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 21
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 21
- Length: 8 hrs
- Release date: 26-12-23
- Language: English
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No Kitten Around
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Wesley Nelson
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
The last thing Reed Matthews needs in his life is a kitten, but when an orphaned tabby suckers him into becoming her caretaker, he's in for the ride of his life....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Heerlijk verhaal
- By Kim on 18-09-23
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No Kitten Around
- Narrated by: Wesley Nelson
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 8
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 17-07-23
- Language: English
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Whatever for Hire
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Fetching a cat out of a tree should’ve been a quick, easy fifty bucks in Kanika’s pocket. Instead, following one stray thought, the devil pays her a visit and leaves her with a debt to repay....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Takes a while to get going but it’s good
- By Avid Kindler on 24-09-23
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Whatever for Hire
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 5
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 03-08-23
- Language: English
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