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My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!
- A Fantasy Light Novel
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
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Summary
Jon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.
Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want.
When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away.
My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, some cursing, cotton candy, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a witch and there might be a giant monster somewhere in there. This story is for mature listeners, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters!
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- Davkas
- 13-01-21
Made me laugh so hard I spilt my tea over myself.
The innocent confusion of fantasy peoples coming into contact with modern, earth equivalent, technology gave me a genuine laugh. Enough so that I write this review less than two hours into the book. The remaining five hours could be a sulphur fire and I will still look back on it fondly.
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