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In which our intrepid correspondent gives the Prime Minister of Britain his props.

In which our intrepid correspondent presages the tedious buildup to Super Bowl XLI by slamming it a full five days before it is destined to disappoint.

In which our intrepid correspondent performs an autopsy on the 43's 6th SOTU Address and declares the body to be DOA.

In which our intrepid correspondent investigates the customs and the consequences of the best holiday ever.

In which our intrepid correspondent basks in the reflected heat of our lady of inevitability proves herself to be evitable.

In which our intrepid correspondent goes on and on and on about limits on free speech. And guess what? He's against them.

In which our intrepid correspondent waxes eloquent on the passing of George Bush's Brain and wonders if they're going to replace the cavity with anything.

In which our intrepid correspondent does the fashionable thing and jumps on a defenseless, brainless heiress - and he's got to tell you, it feels pretty good.

In which our intrepid correspondent offers up a few suggestions to Ms. Clinton for her official campaign song, and no, "Highway to Hell" isn't one of them.

In which our intrepid correspondent berates his fellow citizens for just sitting back and taking it up the rear from the oil companies.

In which our intrepid correspondent reveals what it is that he admires about a man who is able to look evil while wearing a short sleeved shirt.

In which our intrepid correspondent ponders the game of Constitutional Chicken that Congress and the White House are currently engaged in.

In which our intrepid correspondent investigates the fine print of the airlines proposed passenger bill of rights.

In which our intrepid correspondent encourages the President to jump on the rehab band wagon and get the hell out of Dodge.

In which our intrepid correspondent, in honor of the Super Bowl, breaks down the President's new budget on a virtual blackboard of X's and O's and it turns out you and I just got X'ed.

In which our intrepid correspondent crows just slightly at the plight of our former U.N. Ambassador.

In which our intrepid correspondent contemplates the conundrum of canny 2008 presidential candidates circumventing cognitive customs.

In which our intrepid correspondent welcomes former Senate Majority Leader back as he assumes his new position as Senate Minority Leader. And it couldn't happen to a more clueless party.

In which our intrepid correspondent lifts up the rock obscuring those notorious liberal lifestyles to see the worms and insects that are squirming under there. Like him.

In which our intrepid correspondent takes the administration to task for accusing people who disagree with them of endangering our troops.