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This fictional collection of text conversations will get your blood boiling when you listen about demanding mother-in-laws, entitled sisters, cranky under-handed co-workers and other self-designated elites. Not to worry though! The underdog will be championed and the privileged lord or lady will be brought low through surprise twists.

Charlie "the Devil" Singleton is the face of professional poker. Notorious for playing cards and women, he knows when to hold 'em, when to walk away, and when to run - and he's got skills at the poker table too. But Charlie's ready to change his ways, and the surprisingly sexy texts he's getting from Riley are making him want to bet everything... on her.

Diana Helmuth, thirty-three, is skeptical of organized religion. She is also skeptical of disorganized religion. But, more than anything, she is tired of God being dead. So, she decides to try on the fastest-growing, self-directed faith in America: Witchcraft. The result is 366 days of observation, trial, error, wit, and back spasms. Witches today are often presented as confident and finished, proud and powerful. Diana is eager to join them. She wants to follow all the rules, memorize all the incantations, and read all the liturgy. But there’s one glaring problem.

The definitive guide to always knowing what to say, and being able to approach women anytime and anywhere.

Unser 6. Max Goldt - mit drei noch nicht in Buchform erhältlichen Texten aus dem Jahr 2005 und vielen noch nicht als Audio erschienenen Oldies... Mit dem Inhalt: Zwei Texte mit Busfahrern: 1. Was sind das eigentlich für Leute, die in der ersten Reihe sitzen; 2. Dem Elend probesitzen. Zwei Texte mit Bob Dylan: 3. Metrosexualität, Transparenz und die drei dümmsten Aphorismen von Oscar Wilde; 4. Ein gutes und ein schlechtes Wort für Männer; 5. Wenn Torte von Menschen bewegt wird u.v.m.

In dieser zweiten Ausgabe der Reihe Lies meinen Text präsentieren Horst Evers und Katinka Buddenkotte ihre Talente des Schreibens und Vortragens. Gute Laune ist garantiert, wenn die beiden Top-Autor*innen ihre Texte tauschen und neue Töne zwischen den Zeilen finden. Wer mag, kann heimlich mitlesen oder auch ganz einfach nur zuhören.

In our bureaucratized culture, we’re inundated by documents: itineraries, instruction manuals, permit forms, primers, letters of complaint, end-of-year reports, accidentally forwarded email, traffic updates, ad infinitum. David Shields and Matthew Vollmer, both writers and professors, have gathered 40 short fictions that they’ve found to be seriously hilarious and irresistibly teachable (in both writing and literature courses): counterfeit texts that capture the barely suppressed frustration and yearning that percolate just below the surface of most official documents.

Die Witze in diesem Buch sind Einzeiler, weil es billiger ist, sie zu produzieren und zu verbreiten. Trotzdem warnen wir die Leser, dass sie keinen Rabatt bekommen. Unsere Strategie besteht nicht darin, unsere Ersparnisse an potenzielle Kunden zu übertragen. Es ist profitabler, sie zum Lachen zu bringen, als zum Weinen. Dieses Buch bietet den Englischlernenden auf allen Niveaus die Möglichkeit, eine große Auswahl an kurzen, One-Liner-Witzen zu genießen, ohne ständig auf ein Wörterbuch zurückgreifen zu müssen. Das macht Spaß beim Lernen!

単発で芸人さんをお招きする番組MERA TEXT(メラ テキスト)、今回のパーソナリティーはラパルフェが担当します！ 月一回程度の配信を行う予定です！みなさまの感想•要望をお待ちしてます！ ●ラパルフェへの質問 どんな質問でも大丈夫！素朴な疑問をぶつけてください！ ※メールの件名は「質問」でお願いします。 ●「おいバズー」 皆様の黒歴史や情けないエピソードを募集します！ ※メールの件名は「バズ」でお願いします。 ●「千葉大...

On The "She Didn't Text Back Podcast" Hosts, William Haynes, Kennedy Gee and John Ros chat about relationships, life and pop culture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She is the female sexual impulse, the liberated woman, the one who is totally in charge. She's got some things to say, some sweet moves to teach, and some magick and enchantment to bestow. In the crazy wisdom tradition of sassy seminal works like the Principia Discordia and the Illuminatus! Trilogy, we are treated to the haught and harrowing journey of Prophet Dick as he has a particularly raunchy and enlightening encounter with the ultimate sexual power.

Bestselling writer Lindy West and democracy policy expert Meagan Hatcher-Mays are two Award-Winning Best Friends From High School (Most Likely To Make You Laugh in their high school senior poll - sorry to intimidate you!). Each week, Lindy and Meagan hilariously digest what’s going on in the news, their lives and their text threads with their singular combination of political smarts, embarrassing sincerity, and a truly concerning level of investment in pop culture. Text Me Back is a podcast about best friendship and making your favorite people laugh, even when this dumpster fire of a world ...

Things I Text My Brother is the podcast which transforms the texted ramblings of the brothers Drouillard into an audio series which willfully tumbles down the deepest of rabbit holes.

Looking for a midweek pick-me-up? Searching for the meaning of life? Enjoy friends roasting each other? They can’t make any promises, but rest assured Peyton Briggs and Autumn Grounds-Menard are sure to make you laugh... At least a little. Join them as they share embarrassing stories, navigate the ups and downs of life, and argue about who is funnier!

Charlie Conroy has scraped together 22 awful seasons of low league baseball, forever hoping to escape his father's shadow. The son of Jackie Conroy, a talented minor leaguer who died tragically young, Charlie has built his career on a willingness to get hit by beanballs, and by having a stepfather who owns his team. When his stepfather also dies, Charlie's mother, Margaret, installs her son as a coach of Jackie's old team, the nearly bankrupt Cape Haddock Coelacanths.

Strange but true things, interesting facts about life: Texts All Women Have Sent (And What They Mean).

Abschreiben war früher, heute wird vorgelesen und zwar die Texte des anderen. Ein großes Hörvergnügen und gleich doppelt gut, wird es, wenn sich zwei vom selben Fach treffen, die sich gut verstehen. Als Zaungäste dabei, dürfen wir lauschen, wie der eine, den anderen interpretiert, und hier und da neue Töne und Worte zwischen den Zeilen sucht und auch findet. Jochen Malmsheimer und Wilfried Schmickler, zwei Meister des Kabaretts, finden sich bei diesem Texte- und Stimmentausch zu einem höchst unterhaltsamen Zweierlei zusammen.

A creepy comedy podcast, telling stories of true crime, ghosts, aliens and more. Each week our three hosts chat about the macabre, creepy and terrifying.

Welcome to "Don't F*cking Text Them (The Podcast)," where ancient wisdom meets modern healing. Join Ang Curro of Hot Girl Healing as she explores the intersections of shamanic practices, modern spirituality, and deep soul connections to bring you transformative insights on overcoming life's challenges.Each episode features a different spiritual guest, diving into powerful themes like Non-Suffering, Non-Attachment, Living Mindfully, and the intricate dynamics of twin flames, soulmates, and soul ties. We blend spiritual teachings with practical advice, making it easy to integrate spirituality ...

Patton Oswalt & Meredith Salenger are a married couple who, despite living in the same house, text each other more than people who live on opposite ends of the country.  This weekly podcast is their chance to sit down together, go through their texts, and bat around everything that’s been on their minds — parenthood, career, pop culture, news, philosophy and snack foods. And you get to listen in!