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Mr. Boorschmidt's Stupendous and Unexcelled Circus is back in town. This time one of its attractions is really out of this world. In the big ring are six Martians and their flying saucer! But Boorschmidt doesn't stop there. He wants something even more spectacular to offer the audience, so he asks Freddy for help. Freddy knows what to do. He organizes an amazing baseball team.

Dana's not big on egg hunts. But that was before he found The Egg. It's not like a normal egg. It's about the size of a softball. It's covered with ugly blue and purple veins.

Meet Mars! The red planet. Planet Marvelous. Favorite sibling of Earth (or so he claims). Sometimes they're close (just 34.5 million miles apart). Sometimes they need space (250 million miles apart)! Earth and Mars have a lot in common - clouds, mountains, polar icecaps. And while Earth has Earthlings, Mars makes a persuasive case for why people should make the journey to spend time with him. His day is seven minutes longer! He is home to the largest volcano in the whole solar system. He's, well, marvelous.

Ricky Ricotta and his mighty robot always watch out for each other - that's what friends are for! This time, they've managed to mangle the Ricotta family's minivan. Somehow they have to find a way to make up for their mistake. When a mean little Martian named Major Monkey invades Earth, Ricky and his robot race to save the day once more. But Major Monkey has a plan to get rid of Ricky's robot so that no one will be able to stop him! Now it's up to Ricky to rescue his friend and keep Major Monkey from menacing mousekind!

The first book of the Burp, Hip, and Twist series, written more than 30 years ago with an old typewriter that belonged to the author's father. This book series is about three characters and their mildly amusing antics; the various episodes employ a newer aspect of children's lives. Burp, Hip, and Twist reflects the author's own amusement at being a grown-up child!

Alles fein mit Schleim, oder was?! So ein Hörbuch hast du noch nie gehört! Für alle, die sich mal wieder kringelig lachen wollen! Akim traut seinen Augen nicht, als plötzlich ein Haufen Pudding vor der Tür steht: der Schwobbel. Das neue Familienmitglied ändert seine Form fast so häufig wie seine Meinung, knuspert jede Art von Müll... und hält rein gar nichts von Büchern, in denen aus heiterem Himmel ein Fabelwesen im Leben der Hauptfigur auftaucht und alles durcheinanderwirbelt. Das sagt der Richtige! – Denn seit der Schwobbel bei Akim eingezogen ist, passiert genau das.

This audiobook will have you rolling on the floor laughing out loud! Luna the Rocket is on her way delivering pizza to her space dinosaur friends when she encounters a farting space cat in trouble! Find out what happens in this amazing rhyming tale.

The parping pantpiper is on the rampage in Pete's classroom. This stinky little ickimal must be stopped and fast! Binko the alien and Pete are back in their second adventure, and this time it's a tale of killer wedgies, mouse sausages, and pants aplenty. The second in this super-fun series, at the heart of which is the friendship between a human boy and an alien child who share a passion for mischief and a talent for causing havoc.