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Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck
- Middle School 7
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
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In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began: the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, where he's now being forced to take 'special' classes.... He also finds himself joining the school's football team - alongside his main tormenter, Miller the Killer! But Rafe has grand plans for a better year: first, he decides to start a super-secret art project that's sure to rock the school.
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Mdl scl jst my rottn lck
- By A reader in Scotland on 03-01-17
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Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck
- Middle School 7
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 7
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 08-10-15
- Language: English
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Middle School
- The Worst Years of My Life
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
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Rafe Kane has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix. Luckily, he's got an ace plan for the best year ever, if he can pull it off. With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe tries to break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in class - 5,000 points! Running in the hallway - 10,000 points! Pulling the fire alarm - 50,000 points!
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My honest review on middle school
- By sophie-stöckert on 15-10-22
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Middle School
- The Worst Years of My Life
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 18-11-11
- Language: English
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Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar
- By: James Patterson, Lisa Papademetriou
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
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Georgia Khatchadorian plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him that she'll quickly become one of the most popular girls in school. But Rafe left a big mark at HVMS, and no one will give Georgia a chance! Even worse, Rafe has sneakily signed up her band to play at the school dance, and she's terrified to embarrass herself in front of the snooty 'Princesses' who run the school and the boy who's caught her
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Best book ever
- By Spanners on 14-03-21
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Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Series: Middle School, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 14-03-13
- Language: English
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Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!
- By: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
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After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art school in the big city and imagines a math-and-history-free fun zone. Wrong! It's more competitive than Rafe ever expected, and to score big in class, he needs to find a way to turn his boring life into the inspiration for a work of art. His method? Operation: Get a Life! Anything he's never done before, he's going to do it, from learning to play poker to going to a modern art museum.
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Amazing 😻
- By Reader on 30-12-21
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Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 26-04-12
- Language: English
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Middle School: Million Dollar Mess
- Middle School, Book 16
- By: James Patterson, Martin Chatterton
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
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When Rafe discovers that he's inherited a fortune, it's not all good news. Sure, he gets an all-expenses-paid trip to glamorous Beverly Hills...but he also has to go to school while he's in California. Blergh. And not just any school - St. Benedict's, the snobbiest of snobby establishments. You can bet your bottom dollar that Rafe doesn't exactly fit in. Toss in a ramshackle house Rafe's family has to live in before they can inherit the money and a group of bullies who make Miller the Killer look downright friendly, and this trip might be more trash than treasure.
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Middle School: Million Dollar Mess
- Middle School, Book 16
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Series: Middle School, Book 16
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 11-01-24
- Language: English
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I Funny
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Frankie Seratch
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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Jamie Grimm is a middle schooler on a mission: he wants to become the world's greatest stand-up comedian - even if he always seems to 'choke' in the spotlight. When Jamie finds out about a contest called the Funniest Kid on the Planet, he knows it's time to face his fears and enter. But are the judges rewarding him out of pity because he happens to be in a wheelchair, like his bullying cousin Stevie suggests?
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I Funny
- Narrated by: Frankie Seratch
- Series: I Funny, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 06-12-12
- Language: English
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House of Robots
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Jack Patterson
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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In this new middle-grade series from James Patterson, an extraordinary robot signs up for an ordinary fifth grade class... and elementary school will never be the same! It was never easy for Sammy Hayes-Rodriguez to fit in, so he's dreading the day when his genius mom insists he bring her newest invention to school: a walking, talking robot he calls E – for 'Error'. Sammy's no stranger to robots – his house is full of a colourful cast of them.
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House of Robots
- Narrated by: Jack Patterson
- Series: House of Robots, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 04-12-14
- Language: English
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My Life Is a Joke
- Jacky Ha-Ha, Book 2
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
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Jacky Hart has found a hidden talent in the performing arts, and she's a triple threat onstage! She wants nothing more than to act and sing all summer - but her parents have other plans for her. Jacky reluctantly signs up for a summer job in her resort town of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, where tourists come to enjoy the beach and fun carnival atmosphere.
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My Life Is a Joke
- Jacky Ha-Ha, Book 2
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Series: Jacky Ha-Ha, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 30-11-17
- Language: English
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Pottymouth and Stoopid
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Scott Connolly
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
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David and his best friend, Michael, were tagged with awful nicknames back in preschool, when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: 'Pottymouth' and 'Stoopid' are still stuck with the names, and everyone believes the labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs - it shows that the worst bullying doesn't have to be physical and that things will get better.
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Pottymouth and Stoopid
- Narrated by: Scott Connolly
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 10-08-17
- Language: English
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Middle School: Dog's Best Friend
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable - until Rafe spots his grandmother standing in the free-meal line at the local soup kitchen. To help earn some money for the family, Rafe concocts a brilliant plan - a dog-walking business that soon turns into a huge money-making neighbourhood empire. He'll even have extra cash to buy his own WormHole Deluxe Multi-Platform GameBox!
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love it and is best book heard in the middleschool
- By Anonymous User on 20-05-18
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Middle School: Dog's Best Friend
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 8
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 01-12-16
- Language: English
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Middle School: Save Rafe
- Middle School 6
- By: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 3 hrs and 58 mins
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After a rough summer, Rafe is heading back to the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, the site of the very worst years of his life. And as if that's not bad enough, Rafe's learned that he's going to be held back a year unless he can prove himself on an outdoor survival excursion – complete with dangerous white-water rafting, dizzying rock climbing and military style counsellors.
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Middle School: Save Rafe
- Middle School 6
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 6
- Length: 3 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 09-10-14
- Language: English
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House of Robots: Robots Go Wild!
- House of Robots 2
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Jack Patterson
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
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In book two of the House of Robots series, it's 'bot brains versus 'bot brawn in an all-out war! Sammy Hayes-Rodriguez and his 'bro-bot' E are making new friends every day as E works as his bedridden sister Maddie's school proxy. But disaster strikes when E malfunctions just in time to be upstaged by the super-cool new robot on the block - and loses his ability to help Maddie. Now it's up to Sammy to figure out what's wrong with E and save his family!
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House of Robots: Robots Go Wild!
- House of Robots 2
- Narrated by: Jack Patterson
- Series: House of Robots, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 03-12-15
- Language: English
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Dog Diaries
- By: Steven Butler, James Patterson
- Narrated by: Steven Butler
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
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A hilarious audiobook from the best-selling author of the Middle School series. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I’ve been waiting ages to tell my story, and now it’s finally happening! Being Rafe’s dog isn’t always easy, but it is always exciting! I’ve got so much to tell you about: the amazing Catch-a-Doggy-Bone kennel. My favourite places for hiding snacks. And my ultimate nemesis - the vacuum cleaner! All the most important parts of a dog’s life.
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Dog Diaries
- Narrated by: Steven Butler
- Series: Dog Diaries, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Release date: 31-05-18
- Language: English
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Max Einstein: The Genius Experiment
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
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Twelve-year-old orphan Max Einstein is not your typical genius. Max hacks the computer system at NYU in order to attend college courses (even though she hates tests), builds homemade inventions to help the homeless, and plays speed chess in the park. Her not-so-normal life is crazy but predictable until...Max is recruited by a mysterious organisation! Their mission: solve some of the world's toughest problems using science. She's helped by a diverse group of young geniuses from around the globe as they invent new ways to power the farthest reaches of the planet...
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Max Einstein: The Genius Experiment
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Series: Max Einstein, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 08-11-18
- Language: English
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Best Nerds Forever
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
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I'm Finn McAllister, I'm a normal middle schooler, and on June sixth, I died. I know, I know - you weren't expecting me to die so soon. Me neither. But dying is just the beginning of my story. You see, now I'm a ghost! I don't have to go to school. I can play as many video games as I want. And I can try every ice cream flavour in the store. I've made a new friend, too. She's also a ghost. It's pretty neat, huh? Only thing is, I have some unfinished business. And until I, well, finish it, I can't really move on.
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Best Nerds Forever
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 13-05-21
- Language: English
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Minerva Keen’s Detective Club
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
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Living in the luxurious Arcanum building - with its interior balconies perfect for playing tag, an elevator like an iron birdcage, and quirky neighbours behind every apartment door - has always been fun and games for twelve-year-old Minerva Keen...until her neighbours start getting poisoned. Anyone could be next, and everyone is a suspect, including Minerva herself. To clear her name and help the police crack the case, Minerva starts her own detective club.
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Minerva Keen’s Detective Club
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 04-05-23
- Language: English
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Middle School: From Hero to Zero
- Middle School, Book 10
- By: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
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After a mostly successful stint at Hills Village Middle School, Rafe is excited to visit the incredible city of London with his class. Sightseeing around a foreign country sounds like a blast - until Rafe finds out his roommate will be none other than Miller the Killer, bully extraordinaire! Then Rafe is forced to work on a class project side by side with his crush, Jeanne Galletta, and her too-perfect boyfriend, which might be even more torturous than rooming with Miller.
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Amazingly perfect
- By Helen Stewart on 14-08-23
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Middle School: From Hero to Zero
- Middle School, Book 10
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Series: Middle School, Book 10
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 12-07-18
- Language: English
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Jacky Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh
- Jacky Ha-Ha, Book 3
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
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Jacky Hart finally knows the thrill of having people laugh with her (not at her). She tries to put her comedy and theatre skills to use in her summer job—but the boardwalk crowds aren't exactly adoring. So Jacky jumps at the opportunity of a lifetime: an all-expense paid trip to theatre camp! When Jacky gets to Camp Footlights, she realises she's way out of her depth. The highly trained campers all seem to know everything about performing, and exactly how to command the spotlight. All Jacky wants is to prove she fits in, but the more she tries, the more she stands out.
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Jacky Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh
- Jacky Ha-Ha, Book 3
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Series: Jacky Ha-Ha, Book 3
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 16-03-23
- Language: English
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Middle School: It’s a Zoo in Here
- Middle School, Book 14
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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Rafe Khatchadorian is days away from sweet, sweet summer freedom, until bad grades threaten to land him in...summer school.It's impossible to fail out of a summer job, right? Wrong. He strikes out at the zoo then grosses out at a billionaire's country club. Rafe is destined for the Failed Jobs Hall of Fame until an encounter with an endangered lion puts his wildlife knowledge to the test...and it's more than his grade on the line this time.
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The best
- By Amazon Customer on 12-12-22
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Middle School: It’s a Zoo in Here
- Middle School, Book 14
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Series: Middle School, Book 14
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 31-03-22
- Language: English
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Middle School: Escape to Australia
- Middle School, Book 9
- By: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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Rafe isn't exactly considered a winner in Hills Village Middle School, to say the least, but everything's about to change: he's won a school-wide art competition, and the fabulous prize is getting to jet-set off to Australia for a whirlwind adventure! But Rafe soon finds that living in the Land Down Under is harder than he could've ever imagined; his host siblings are anything but welcoming, the burning temperatures are torturous and poisonous critters are ready to sting or eat him at every step.
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Middle School: Escape to Australia
- Middle School, Book 9
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Series: Middle School, Book 9
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 13-07-17
- Language: English
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