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Zombies and Sacrificial Slayings. That’s pretty much the news headline every single day now. Like most people, I have no freaking clue why the dead are rising, or what’s causing it. All I know is that my mother is missing, and I want her back. And if this supernatural team of monster hunters can track her down then I will do anything—absolutely anything for them. Even if it means, sharing my soul to do it.

Thirty-one, recently divorced, and behind on the mortgage for my farm, I scrape my last savings together and buy myself a farmhand. That big, horned alien I end up with? He’s a Vandalar saikh, a male concubine, and he wants to plow more than just my fields. Guess I should have read the fine print of the purchase contract better because the trader refuses to take him back. Now I’m stuck with weed-infested fields, red letters from the bank, and a guy who says he studied one million ways to please a female. (His words, it’s not like I’m going to count...)

Amidst the bustling streets of Marrakech, I come across a street-vendor more unusual than most. He sells me a plain-looking lamp but warns me of his powers. Skeptical, I take the lamp back to my apartment and try it out, but my resulting fantasy wasn’t what I had in mind! Listen as my son’s two friends, Gerard and Justin, are transported to my room, naked and aroused! I never knew I could take two at once!

When only me and two guys wake from stasis aboard our traveling space vessel, it slowly becomes clear that the fate of humanity is in our hands. If we’re gonna make it as a species, we have to have sex, and we need as wide a gene-pool as possible, which means both Cooper and Hanlon have to fill me with the c-shots.